2013 - My 'humble' predictions...

Forget about resolutions. That's old story.  Every one would make one and never fulfil them. Me too.

Predictions are the new game now. 

Here's my 2013 predictions for Malaysia and Malaysians in no particular order.

BEHOLD!!

• All Malaysians including the citizens of Bangladesh, Nepal, Pakistan, Indonesia, Cambodia, Thailand, India, Myanmar, Laos, The Philippines, Mongolia, Khazakstan, Cows, Pigs and battered foreign maids will be eligible to vote in the forth coming 13th General Election.

• BN (Barisan National) will WIN the 13th Malaysian Polls by hook or crook and every illegal alien will be given Diplomatic Passports and  Identity Cards. 

• Anwar Ibrahim (Pakatan Keadilan Rakyat) will be the new Minister of Yet-to-be-Decided Ministerial Portfolio under Najib's Cabinet and Rosmah's Dressing Table.

• Nik Aziz(PAS) will be canonised under Islamic laws or whatever in the Vatican hence taking the place of the Pope.

• A plenitude of frogs, toads and biawaks will jump higher, further and faster than the Olympic motto and cows will be given Penthouse Suites come the 13th General Elections.

• Datuk Ambiga WILL not be the Chairman or woman of the Election Commission. That post will be rightfully owned by Deepak Jaikishan (Carpet Man of Malaysia).

• Election will definitely be held somewhere in March and only Ibrahim Ali knows its actual date.

• Prices of commodities will NOT go down. The price of Kopi-O-Kosong will rise by 50 cents as no sugar is used.

• Price of oil will rise by whatever amount even if it rains oil in Putrajaya.

• The new richest man in Malaysia will be a woman.

• The largest race in Malaysia will not be the Malays. It will be closely fought between the Banglas and Africans and the new administrative capital will be either Brickfields or Kepong.

• Malaysians will picket, hold candles, stage demos, fight in the streets, rob, murder, rape, fart, laugh, cry, shit and do all sorts of depicts to gain entry into the Malaysian Book of 1Malaysia Records.

• Carpet Sellers, Butt Wigglers, Burger Sellers will join force and form an alliance to contest in the 13th General Elections. 

• Chinese, Indians, Dayaks, Dusuns, Kandazans, Bajaus, Sikhs, and illegal aliens will make up the core of Malaysians in the Civil Service Sector and CUEPACS will change it's name to CUPCAKES or FRUITCAKE.

• The Firm - Mahathir and UMNO will rule the galaxy up to the Sun forever.

• A second Malaysian Malay astronaut will beat the Americans to get to Mars under the 1Melayu Boleh Rakyat Malaysia slogan.

• Ringgit Malaysia will be the dealt or dominant currency under the New "Dumb-Nation" World Order.

• Kuala Lumpur will become the new sex capital of the world for carrying more sex and sex related stories in the dailies.

• Lady Gaga, Rihanna and Erkyah Badu(<---- confirmed) will perform in Kota Bahru and tickets can only be obtained from PAS Youth movement.

• and the final prediction -  All Malaysian anti-government bloggers will be knighted and elected as Backbenchers in Parliament.

Anti Lynas - Day 5

Anti Lynas - Day 4

Rapist SHOULD rot...

She(Amanat) died.
What sheer agony!

Anti Lynas - Day 3

Anti Lynas - Day 2

I was right all along....haha

I've always believed Indians have Jewish blood. Though I can't prove it by way of research or books..but the TRUTH revealed itself when the Bnei Menashe tribe from India returned back to Israel.

The whole idea of replacing them back in Israel should be hailed than they rot in India. 

WHO ARE THE BNEI MENASHE?

 The Bnei Menashe (sons of Manasseh) claim descent from one of the Ten Lost Tribes of Israel, who were sent into exile by the Assyrian Empire (above) more than 27 centuries ago.

Their ancestors wandered through Central Asia and the Far East for centuries, before settling in what is now northeastern India, along the border with Burma and Bangladesh.

The Bnei Menashe practise Judaism, observing the Sabbath, keeping kosher, celebrating the festivals and following family laws.

An Israeli chief rabbi recognised them as one of the 10 'lost tribes' in 2005, and about 1,700 moved to Israel over the next two years, helped by Israel-based organisation Shavei, before the government stopped giving them visas.

Another 7,200 remain in India, hoping to move, and Israel recently agreed they too would be allowed to immigrate, provided they convert first. India, however, does not support the policy, which may trigger a mass exodus.

Some do not believe the tribe qualify as Jews, however, claiming they simply want to escape poverty in India.

Avraham Poraz, a former interior minister, said they were not linked to the Jewish people and claimed Israeli settlers were using them to strengthen Israel's claims to the West Bank.

Several genetic studies have been undertaken, but none has yet proved ancestry, according to author Nadia Abu El-Haj.

Anti Lynas - Day 1

Santa on Boxing Day ...

Merry Xmas ...

From Her Majesty The 'Cool' Queen

Ho  Ho  Ho

About teaching English ...

My say...

It is

daft, foolish, idiotic, obtuse, dullard, purblind, dumb and absolutely moronic 

to employ Indian Nationals to teach English or any other subject in Malaysia.

21.12.12 Doomsday!!

Doomsday is here...god gibbeerishhhh,  w..t...%$)(&^%

Today is doomsday I reckon. Did you tell your kids? The Mayans predicted that. Not me. There is suppose to be a violent cataclysmic turn of the century chaos but I don't see any of that. All I see is UMNO's lullaby nonsense.

I don't know what else gibberish and rubbish the Mayans predicted or who the smartie to discover that; what I want to know is why didn't the Mayans predict their own disappearance or extinction or the Malaysian 13th GE polls winner?

If you're disappointed to know why the world didn't come to an end, please don't be. It WILL come to its end in due time.

Let me tell you exactly how the world will come to its sad end in case you really need to know. If you think this is lame by any standards then God help you.

Below is the true Gospel of how our sweet little blue marble will eventually succumb to its death or all that she harbours. This ain't Mayan or Caveman Theorem. This is for real.

For a moment let's say nothing like a Super Volcano - the one long overdue and hiding in Yellowstone, USA erupts, or a 3 mile wide Asteroid hitting us -like the one that whizzed past Earth by 4.3 million miles some ten days ago or a super chaos tornado or hurricane hitting us at the speed of sound or a super Earthquake or even some crazy lunatic boy moron leader starts playing with nukes and decides to experiment it with his neighbour South Korea, then for a good time Earth will remain as Earth and all inhabitants will stay safe, sound and sweet.

But do not discount that as SAFE. The end is about to start but its a long way to go to meet our nadir end for sure.

Our planet Earth is 4.7 billion years old. Many don't know this. Our Moon is approximately 4.5 billion years old. Many don't know this too. The earth and moon once were one single stellar object. It was divided by a mega mega huge impact that happened billions of years ago. Both earth and moon are super oldies, why should they end off a sudden. Any clue?

In centuries, millenniums or eons to come, the Earth will not be able to sustain itself. To be exact, it should be around 5 billion years from now. Long way to go but a sure doomsday no doubt. By then our dear Moon deemed a dark dust rocky object will NO LONGER be with us. It would have long gone out of its own trajectory and away from Earth's gravitational pull. In case if you need to know, the Moon is actually leaving us every year by a mere 1.5 inches.

And if that happens, Earth may not be spinning on its axis no more. It will roll and tumble like a dice in every axis. Humans then will either die from heatwave or severe winter. Some science wizards call it "nuclear winter". A sure recipe for sure death of humans and all thriving souls on planet Earth. This is one of our DOOMS DAY.

I believe by then we humans would have evolved into donkeys or many would have gone and live in other planets elsewhere out from our own cosmic galaxy as many friendly planets are being discovered almost daily. I don't know about you, but I sure hell won't be here no more and don't want to.

So if you're are still rooting on the Mayans to cast spell of their prophesied DOOMSDAY, I reckon you go join UMNO. heheheeh  

By the time Earth comes near 1,000,000 years before its end, there will not be any soul thriving anymore. The Sun would have swallowed the Earth by then.

Nostradamus predicted the world will culminate to its own demise in the year 3797.

I know, it sure sounds like a child's fairy tale story but the demise of our Big Blue Marble ain't a fairy tale. Do not tell your kids about it. They may think you are CRAZYE. 

++  This ain't the only DOOMSDAY theory. There are many more. Ha ha.

Very Rich 'made' Man - A biography.

Syed Mokhtar Albukhary - A biography.

It took me less than 2 days to finish reading this book. Sorry, I was NOT impressed nor anywhere elated reading about a man, having not finished his form five education, dabbled with cattle and rice, but with his sheer hard work went on to acquire business acumen and ventured very far into becoming the most successful Arab descendant turned "Melayu" businessman in Malaysia.

Well! that's what the author says about this shy demure family-oriented man. 

Who would fail and go pauper in Malaysia if not helped by the top echelons of UMNO power? - from a former Chief Minister of Johor to a former Premier.

Almost every business venture and opportunity was given to him on a silver and gold platter. And the government was always backing him to go beyond what every self-enterprising Malaysian businessman ever tried or did.

For a man who can't even draft a letter, we have (so the book says) an Arab / Malay entrepreneur who made it big and amassed millions.

Me having met the author herself some long time ago was rather intrigued - so the read. 

So much so for a lame and superficial biography.

This isn't how you spell success.  It's spelt spoon-feeding to be successful.

SHEER LAME

Something good from Hollywood...

If you're an oldie like me, you would prolly remember a once very famous TV show "The Lone Ranger."

Now Hollywood has come up with a movie.  (thanks, finally a cowboy movie worth watching)

What makes this movie interesting is the character Tonto (remember him?)
It's played by none other than 'Jack Sparrow' - Johnny Depp.


And the famous line from the TV show....

Cowboy : "who is that man on the white horse?"
Bartender : "that's Lone Ranger and his horse Silver."

A must watch movie. Full of bang bang cowboy and Red Indian stuff and of course Tonto talking to Silver. Remember that!   hahahaha.

Stateless Indians ...

Today a massive protest will be staged outside the National Registration Department (NRD) in Putrajaya over unresolved issues of stateless Malaysian Indians in the country.

Thousands are expected to turn up including victims, activists, civil societies, and members of the Opposition Party. The exact figure is not known but a large turnout is expected. Approximately 450,000 Indians in Malaysia are without proper document to call themselves Malaysians. The mobilization started some 3 weeks ago and had gained momentum since then.

Many will be out in tents, with food and provision and will not move away from the area until the government resolves the problem of Malaysian Indians being denied proper identification documents.

Something that could be avoided had become a national issue owing to the ignorance of the Registration Department and the Malaysian Government.  Depriving almost 300,000 Malaysian born Indians from acquiring proper document and denying livelihood is a gross violation of human rights.

The issue of helping stateless Indians started a long-time ago but to no avail. This is a national problem and should not be construed a problem of the minority or third class mentality. If one is born in Malaysia, one has all rights to be called Malaysian and have proper documents attest to that.

The issue of the National Registration Department denying identity cards or any other document is a gross violation of dignity and birth right as well.

If you are one way or the other affected by the above irrespective if you’re Indian, Malay or Chinese, you have a right to assembe at Putrajaya TODAY to claim your birth right.

Is that 1 M'sia or giving the finger?

++ On a personal note, I do know of an entire family (Malaysia born Indians) who did not have any birth certificate nor IC untill very much later in their lifes. One even commited suicide due to not having an IC to seek work.

the WrOnG idea.....

This to me is the PERFECT DISASTER for the welfare of

all Malaysian Indians...

I HOPE YOU AIN'T FOOLED.

ManC vs ManU - what you didn't see on TV.

Simply a marriage made for mayhem ...

In Malaysia the law says children under the age of *16 (Moslem) and 18 (non-Moslem) are not permitted or shouldn't even consider for marriage.

* Just don't understand what's special about Moslem children under this pretext. You mean Moslem children above 16 have a vast and sound understanding of the birds and the bees while the nons don't?

Recently in Kelantan a minor, 12 year-old was married to a 19 year-old, so thus the story.


In Malaysia, the law does dictate CLEARLY ...

• Children under 18 aren't permitted or allowed to purchase or consume tobacco or alcohol, what more smoke or drink liquor?
• It clearly says children under 18 should get parental guide when watching movies meant for the above 18s or adults
• Children under 18 cannot obtain driving licence. What more drive or ride?
• They cannot and should not be employed even if it's a family business or enterprise
• Under 18s, no way can vote in general election
• No entrance for clubbing, nightclubs, bars, pubs or even prostitution
• Children can never enter into any contract binding effecting their wantings or necessities.

In simplicity, any male can't have any form of sexual relation or intercourse with a girl below 16 else it is considered statutory rape. (But in Malaysia it is sometimes considered a 'play-play' fun thing and one can actually get away from it without any reprisals.) We have strange laws. You just have no idea.

But, how is it a 12 year-old with the consent of her guardian (father) get married to a 19 year-old teenager? A parental consent supersedes the age factor and the law? We have such a law NOW!!... :-)

Or let me put it this way - how can two of the opposite sex marry or even have a relationship when both by law are still under parental guide and in this case it's the girl? Only twelve, in primary school and married.

If such is THE case, why bother coming up with the term statutory rape?

One big question -  what happens to the 12 year-old after marriage? Will she be able to cope with life? Mother hood? Ohh! and don't forget the consequences of having mother-in-law from HELL.

And the implication when this very 12 year-old walks around pregnant. Malaysians are a hyper curious bunch. Imagine what this girl would have to endure during such stage?  Who should be blamed? The father who consented to the marriage? The law? Religion? Or the 12-year-old girl?

When they're that many don'ts for anyone below 18, a 12 year-old here is prepped for motherhood and beyond.

Are you even reading this? It sure makes me sick.

Sounds like caveman's theory translated into barbarism.

Spot the mistake ...

Err! can you tell when exactly this musical play is,
... or can you spot the glitch?