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DCSL EXTRA SPECIAL : protects your heart / prevents constipation / blocks diarrhea / improves lung capacity / cushions joints
WHITE DIAMOND : combats cancer / controls blood pressure / saves your eyesight / shields against Alzheimer's / slows aging process
BLUE LABEL : aids digestion / lowers cholesterol / protects your heart / stabilizes blood sugar / guards against liver disease
DOUBLE DISTILLED : battles diabetes / lowers cholesterol / helps stops strokes / controls blood pressure / smoothes skin
OLD RESERVE : protects your heart / quiets cough / strengthens bones / controls blood pressure / blocks diarrhea
RITZ : prevents constipation / helps hemorrhoids / lowers cholesterol / combats cancer / stabilizes blood sugar
RICHORT : controls blood pressure / combats cancer / strengthens bones / protects your / heart aids weight loss
HANNEPIER : combats cancer / protects your heart / stabilizes blood sugar / boosts memory
prevents constipation
FRANKLIN : strengthens bones / saves eyesight / combats cancer / protects your heart /
controls blood pressure
VSO : combats cancer / prevents constipation / promotes weight loss / protects your heart /
helps hemorrhoids
GALLERY : saves eyesight / controls blood pressure / lowers cholesterol / combats cancer /
supports immune system
RED RUM : saves eyesight / protects your heart / prevents constipation / combats cancer /
promotes weight loss
DARK RUM : protects against prostate cancer / combats breast cancer / strengthens bones /
banishes bruises / guards against heart disease
HANSEN : protects your heart / combats cancer / ends insomnia / slows aging process / shields against Alzheimer's
BLACK WHITE : promotes weight loss / protects your heart / lowers cholesterol / combats cancer / controls blood pressure
RED LABEL : aids digestion / soothes sore throat / clears sinuses / combats cancer / boosts immune system
BLACK LABEL : promotes weight loss / helps stops strokes / lowers cholesterol / combats cancer / controls blood pressure
GOLD LABEL : protects your heart / boosts memory / protects your heart / combats cancer / supports immune system
CHIVAS REGAL : aids digestion / battles diabetes / protects your heart / improves mental health / boosts immune system
GRANTS : lowers cholesterol / controls blood pressure / combats cancer / kills bacteria / fights fungus
GREEN LABEL : protects against heart attacks / promotes weight loss / helps stops strokes /
combats prostate cancer / lowers cholesterol
REMUS MARTIN : saves eyesight / conquers kidney stones / combats cancer / enhances blood flow / protects your heart
V&A : combats cancer / protects your heart / helps stops strokes / promotes weight loss /
kills bacteria
NAPOLEON : heals wounds / aids digestion / guards against ulcers / increases energy /
fights allergies
MENDIS : combats cancer / protects your heart / controls blood pressure / smoothes skin /
stops scurvy
LEMON GIN : combats cancer / protects your heart / controls blood pressure / smoothes skin / stops scurvy
ORANGE GIN : combats cancer / boosts memory / regulates thyroid / aids digestion / Shields against Alzheimer's
WHITE GIN : controls blood pressure / lowers cholesterol / kills bacteria / combats cancer /
strengthens bones
DRY GIN : lowers cholesterol / combats cancer / battles diabetes / prevents constipation /
smoothes skin
CLASIC RUM : protects your heart / promotes weight loss / combats cancer / battles diabetes / smoothes skin
VODKA : reduce risk of heart attack / combats cancer / kills bacteria / lowers cholesterol / fights fungus
SMIRNOFF : supports immune systems / combats cancer / protects your heart /
straightens respiration
GALETINE : prevents constipation / combats cancer / helps stops strokes / aids digestion /
helps hemorrhoids
GOLD COIN : protects against heart disease / promotes weight loss / combats prostate cancer
lowers cholesterol / aggravates diverticulitis
BACARDI : strengthens bones / relieves colds / aids digestion / dissolves warts / blocks diarrhea
WHITE RUM : slows aging process / prevents constipation / boosts memory / lowers cholesterol / protects against heart disease
ILICITY ARACK : protects your heart / battles diabetes / conquers kidney stones / combats cancer / helps stops strokes
POT ARRACK : combats cancer / protects your heart
