Monday, November 09, 2009

Assassination Arsenal...


MU beaten, Gosh! to glee or to roll over.

In the wake of this 'nothing-to-beat-about' aftermath, there is, I believe a lil'story to be told about MU. When was the last time MU ever had a penalty given away to the opposing team or after 65 minutes of play, with an impending stalemate, when was the last time MU never got a penalty? Buggers. Bollocks.

Here's the truth...after all the barking by the mongrel AF over the so-called-poor refreeing, the men in black suit have decided enough is enough. AF shut your *&^%$# mouth. The other truth: 8 out of 10 referees who officiate MU games are sworn supporters of MU. This ain't new to EPL. With such a playscript prewritten, how can MU loose! else...the refrees had to face the ire of the Scottish guy. A hyena's tale so I MUST say of MU.

MU, please for not crying out loud and to save face, we BLOODY URGE you to buy back your prized boy-toy CR to salvage your pride and Paris Hilton as well.

Congrats to Chelsea.

Arsenal; here's something interesting. Some Saturdays ago they played against the White Hart Lane buggers and made Keane swallow his tongue for his pre-statement. With that am sure he ate nasty pie as well. Eleven seconds was what Arsenal needed to ramshackle and turn the turf over on Spurs with not a spur spilled. The mauled need to learn to purr louder else another mauling awaits them. Can’t wait to see the faces.

Then came Wolves, a one-time power horse of the EPL. I really felt for them. They were lost-in-‘translation’ kinda. Hope The Gunners don’t take this victory to their heads. Boys, Wolves are minnows, remember that.

I can't wait for Man City and United to visit Emirates. As for Liverpool, sorry to say, you are soon-to-be the adious guys. You seriously need to dump Rafa and wake the late Bill Shankly up or on a serious note need to go get King Kev or Kenny Dalglish to run the entire Anfield gamut.

Chelsea…now you the darn problem.

If at all the Blues fail to win the European Cup this time around, I strongly urge Roman to buy over FIFA or make a 'despot' suggestion to the English FA to extend the goalmouth a further 10 meters wider. If that all fails, then Putin need to roll up his pants and don referee all Chelsea games.

With that done, my soft spot do wonder over the fate of the lil’teams in the EPL. Wonder how these teams build up their squad to face the big 4 and some say now its the big 6.

Teams like Hull, Wigan, Burnley, Stoke City, and Sunderland. Who would want to play for them? Financially burdened and woefully pitted in the Premier League like a poodle against blood thirst Rottweilers.

A Suggestion : It would be really nice to have the top 2 or 3 teams from the Scottish league pitted / drafted into EPL. AF would be glad; I suppose playing against his countrymen. I don’t know about AW. Roman prolly will head to Scotland and invest his billions. Liverpool, no problemo, Kenny is Scottish.

So much for EPL.

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