Welcome to Chat...Asia

I’ve been wanting to blog this article for some time now but was a bit reluctant, but now I guess it’s about time I did.


First and foremost, to say the least, chat rooms and chatting are misused or misguided, grossly. I'm saying this not for sake or fun of it but for the sheer utter foolishness of fools and swines who come to chat. I can safely say, most chatters have no idea what the word chat means. It would be much better if chat rooms are renamed to Question and Answer rooms. Wouldn't that be more appropriate?


I'm pretty sure there must be a good reason as to why chat rooms were created. But then for every ingenious invention there ought to be shortfalls or shortcomings.


Most chatters, be it male or female have no idea why they log into a chat room. Some are clueless, some brainless and the best part is some have it connected to their cell phones putting a remark "I'm connected to by cell phone".


The dumber ones and please amplify the word dumber to the power of 2, log into a chat room and wait for someone to ping them up. Couple with that, they wait for questions as if they work for Google.com or AskMe.com. They sound like they have all the answers to all the questions. Goosh!...Where do these motley fools come from anyway?


If you so much like answering questions, pleasela for God sake, go and take an exam somewherela. You can sit and jolly well answer questions to your fancies. Please don't do it in chat roomla. As it is you are half-baked and have a brain the size of half a peanut and yet you come to a chat room and wait for chatters to ping you up. I am not being invective but am merely stating the verity of a society gone wwrong. Is that what chat is all about! Commonla! Even a donkey can do that and mind you better too. If you still have no idea of whom I'm referring to, then all this reading is CLEARLY meant for you.


Let’s go one step further from the above observation. Let’s trod into chat rooms of India. Even by saying that my toes laugh. Now here is a society, queer as they are, unexposed, obtuse numnuts and with the mentality of a half-baked drunken jackass come to chat with no bloody idea what-so-ever. And more so most are hell bent on imparting their asinine wisdom and stupidity brought down by their ancestors to the world. This is the society that professes to the world they know, built and done everything but have yet to learn the meaning of the word chat.


In fact, they have only learned 3 words in chat.
1. ASL?
2. What happened?
3. Why?
Let me here lay out an example of one chatter who claimed to be a doctor from India working in the USA. This by far got to be the mother of all jokes of last year as opposed to all the jokes I have heard over chat.


Me : Hiya..
DR : ALS ( he abbreviated it wrong )
Me : Hi
DR : ASL
ME : American Sign Language?...sorry I'm not a handicap.
DR : What Happen
ME : Huh!
DR : r u from
ME : What English is that?
DR : I am speek english only.
DR : What happen why


I bet he would make a good cartoon caricature to his patients.


The entire Indian chat world revolves around three words else the whole world is dumb. Out of a population of one billion plus plus people, I've never met anyone guy or even a gal who has ever chatted beyond those three words. And mind you, am not even talking about the ladies of India. The truth is, which I found out after chatting with an Indian girl from Calcutta, even the ladies DO NOT chat with their male counterparts. You really need to go figure out as to why this is so.


If I can put all my chat experiences in proper perspective, it can only be this = Indians, a society hopelessly and foolishly drowning in their own self professed dumb and idiotic vanity. As far as Indian chat rooms are concerned I rest my case. My toes are still laughing. A society that defaces its own currency.


A conclusion : Indians of India are like Jurassic years away from their diaspora Indian counterparts. India is a great country but sadly I cant't say that of Indians period.


On a serious note : YOU DON'T NEED A BRAIN TO CHAT UP WITH INDIANS OF INDIA.


Now let’s move to another dork world of chatters. Welcome to the chaos land of the Philippines. Yea..You read that right. Let me get straight to the point. Almost all of The Philippine chatters, mostly the ladies are always waiting to be hooked up by foreigners. The males are left dangling on a wish list if they even get a local chatter to chat up with them. Filipina chatters are clouded in their own foul-mouthed stupidity.


As one of my better chat friend said, Quote "A land where people are mentally colonised by their own foolish wasted dreams." Unquote.


The simple truth is that, to the Filipinas the real reason why they lead dysfunctional lives is because of their dogmatic domestic chaos life-style. Stupid as they come, they believe finding a foreign mate and raising a family is the ultimate dream. One female Filipina dork told me tho' she is an Asian but hates Asians despicably. Here is a society that dreams on dreams even God can't comprehend. Some go the extent and tell that Asians are not their cup-of-tea or taste but the real problem is that they are the vermin of Asia.


Maybe she forgot, or I do wonder if her parents who brought her into the world were Asians or some furry cave-dwelling Neanderthals. Tho' I know the Philippines is ravaged by hurricanes, earthquakes or volcanic eruptions and my sympathies go out to them but please don't tell us Asians that we are hated for what we are.


And most come from some kind of problematic life hood but believe if they marry someone foreign all their problems are gone vanish into thin air. Wonder when they will wake up to their belittled dreams. Someone told me the only reason they come to chat room is to get out of poverty. THAT'S SHEER DAFT statement.


Many Asian countries have moved away from such mind-sets of having white Caucasian men for company or any other. The Philippines is one land where Time left them dreaming away.


Anyway, India and The Philippines have the largest export of human labour anywhere in Asia. No offence to the queer mind. Heck! I even care!


As for the rest of the Asian chat world, thank God it's BLISS.