Elbow visit

THE ELBOW VISIT


The Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson Antonio who is coming to visit with his wife Mareea.

"You comma de front door of the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301. There issa bigga panel at the front door. With you elbow pusha button 301. I will Buzza you in. Come inside, the elevaturr is on the righta. Get in, and with you elbow pusha 3. When you get out, I'mma on the left. With your elbow, hit doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"

"Whaata, you coming empty handed?"