Oh! you dumb Africans....

There is this email or emails, I presume from Africans, flying from inbox to inbox telling you about wealth and treasure stashed up somewhere in banks in UK. The money mentioned in the emails is a large sum and awaits to be taken / withdrawn. The problem is, the sender needs a "moron" proxy to play along his game of deceit. Anyone can collect this so called "ghost money" as soon as the sender gets all your personal information in the quickest time. This is NOT a new game in town. It has been around for a good many years. Its a simple tale of a African dumb wolf in a fur jackass coat.


To be honest, these emails are clearly written with an aptitude to please and comfort the reader with words of praises, trust, love and sincerity. I presume they are copied /duplicated by the sender and email-blast to every email account holder irrespective male or female. The sender will also claim to be a "nice charming African chick" with a picture attached with the mail. How cozy!


After reading it, any sane person would guess it's the work of a slanderous dimwit fool but many have fallen into the trap including learned people. It a simple clear cut thing. The reason being MALAYSIANS ARE GREEDY.

At some instance, theses emails read like romance novels. Sheer goofy!! The way they're written, if you ponder on a second thought, you could be reading disaster, only if you know how to read between the lines and not get caught with the juicy contents.


I've receive such emails/ spams jamming up my in boxes almost every-other-day. The language used is the same, the semantics don't differ, the prose is soothing, and the better part is, these emails claim to contain money that can put Branson and Waren Bufffet pauper. And it is all up for grabs. All you need to do is pass all your personal info to the sender and the next thing you know banks in England will open their doors and welcome you to come collect the money which could be something like a trillion USD dollars. Wow! What u know, a trillion USD dollars stacked up in England and all of that to be given away handsomely to the lucky reader of emails. Aren't theses Africans genial to us?


Now comes the better part of this caper. The rightful owner of this money is some slain or captured Army Lieutenant or General. But these so-called army personnel are dead so their heir which always happens to be a daughter is the sole survivor and rightful owner of the wealth. More so "she" is also the sender of the email. How is it only Africans have that much wealth when almost ninety percent of Africans live way below the poverty line and some don't even know the meaning of the word food.


But these "daughters" looking like African beauty queens claim to live in a refugee camp seeking political asylum. Can you tell me which refugee camp on this planet has got net facilities? Hahahah. ... By way of that, Africa got to be the richest Continent on this planet for the amount of money kept in vaults in Banks all over England and refuges given WIFI facilities. Do these Africans know the definition of the word REFUGEE?


I wonder when did such Army personnel began to amass such wealth but suddenly die slained or hung due to anarchy. Amazingly, all this money is entrusted to the only daughter of these Generals. Funny thing is how come all African Generals don't seem to have sons.


Well!! All this could be strange sheer crazy-wacko to a one-eyed jackass but trying to con global denizens with such stories..hahah...These Africans really do need to come up with something better to do or cook with their brains. Is this how they go about doing their con-job businesses?
Go to Cyberjaya and you'll know what I mean.


Amongst all those emails, I subjected a certain sender to the test to see how far "she" can play con. Freakishly, after me asking "her" a few questions related to banking, "she" buckled and iggied my chat. I caught "her" in her own act and blew her stupid con job. Well! I worked in a bank for a good many years and there are things only bankers know.


I know for a fact, a lawyer from Penang fell to this scam and was cheated out for more than a hundred thousand ringgit. Who ever said lawyers are brilliant? As for Africans...now I know for sure why God cursed you black, your creed and your country to rot.

If you're an African reading this, I would suggest you go peel your black hide and feed it to a xenomorph.

To the others, PLS DON'T FALL FOR THIS SCAM.