and God created woman...

Women are women. Nothing precedes that else of course if she's from Venus or Pluto. I don't know about the ones from far off planets but I do know a bit or two about the ones right here in OUR planet. The ones here strive to gave equal opportunity to earn a living, build a home, raise a family or even run a Government if they can. I don't see anything wrong with that.

Girl, lady, woman, wife, mother, single parent, homemaker, grandmother - they come in all shapes -  names and nouns. All nations on this planet are called Motherland except Germany. Another accolade to their 'womanly' presence. So, what are we to do with this species? Nothing much then to talk praises and shower chocolates and flowers upon them. But sometimes, such high esteem recognitions should not be right fully given to them for reasons only men know best and yet fail.

For one, you can't tell a lady not to and listen to gossips. They do it anyway.  You can't tell the fairer gender not to 'cosmetic' themselves either. It'll only fall on deaf ears. I wonder why they disfigure themselves when God had given them rightfully a face to call woman and not a jackass.

You can't tell women to mind or mend their own business. The wrath over that statement on you will melt glaciers. You can't tell a woman not to bad mouth either. It'll only hit back at you with more devastating repercussions.

Again, what are we to do?  There is a saying - you can't live with them all-the-same you can't live without them.

I've in my time met many femme with tales to tell but its better to let those tales grow tails. Talking about on such matters only harbours ire and detestment. They may be the conundrums themselves to their own misgivings but with the conundrums comes sometimes the wisdom that grows in and out of it, sometimes profound sometimes ... oh dear .. you wished you were eaten alive by a great white.

Again, what are we to do with that?

Lately, I had a modest spat over some trivial issues and what I felt it being a lil' comical jester became into a smouldering volcano. Goosh! Blame me for being a lil'bit wiser over the choice of words used over an opinion. 

"Ouch...mummy always says "Never to play with fire for you can only fight fire with fire."

Again, what am I to do about that?

But alas, they're things women should right fully be barred from doing or gaining or even saying?

What those are is of anyone's guess.

I've a list here collected on what women SHOULD NOT DO and with that valid reasons as well.

Here goes...

Women should never be ...

1.  Prime Ministers - she would talk of World Peace and have UN conferences over Tupperware parties and end up selling tupperwares to the Third World and inflate debts.

2.  F1 Drivers - it's scientifically proven women have slower reflexes then men. F1 is all about super speed reflexes. 

3.  Car mechanics - Can't even fix a tyre, and expect them to fix cars!

4.   Fighter Pilots - They would rather pack their cosmetic gear first then the parachute. And flying at the speed of sound, they would use the cockpit glass mirror to doll up and paint.

5.   Driving Instructor - Oops! how can they be driving instructress when they switch lanes without indicators.

6.   Chef - Proven boldly, men are better chefs then women. Need no explanation.

7.   Tour Guides - One asked me if it's cheaper to send a consignment to Jakarta from Malaysia by train. Oh dear!

8.   A Millionaire - With all the money, all they do is buy shoes, bags and lipsticks and shoes again.

9.   Army General - else every soldier would have to wear apron to war.

10. A Traffic Cop - The male would be looking at the cop and not the directions.  

11. Pillon rider - Believe me, they'll guide you only to ditch.

12. Last -  Women should never be bosses nor play HUSBAND.

This ain't taking a swipe at womenkind for my late mum was too a woman.