"Yen style thanee style" <------ from a half-baked Indian MORON
Done with that, now lets chat.
He's called the Superstar of Indian cinemas. I till now don't have the faintest idea how that is so. He lived in a cul-de-sac neighbourhood with Jayalalitha, an overtly cholesterol stuffed Indian film actress turned politician. I don't know if he is still Jayalalitha's neighbour. He's the heart and soul of the movies he stars in. His movies rake millions even before it is released. He actually looks better than Samy Veloo. He commands roles as the un-kill-able hero who can bite speeding bullets, stop a train with his tongue, shoot 12 men with a single bullet left-handed whilst flying an aeroplane 41,000 feet above sea-level with a single aim and can stop a nuclear holocaust with his breath. Oh boy! What a hero!! Just what Indians need.
Has survived past at least five James Bonds. One part of the reason why Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan had to retire early.
Imagine the state of foolishness of Indians - dysfunctional as they are; absurdly mind-boggling stupidity with their approach to entertainment. After watching Rajnikanth's movies, every Indian will tear his skin to become Basha or Talapathi - the two famous roles our Superhero has played in movies.
Rajnikanth, born 12 December 1949, has starred alongside with some of the best and talented movie stars of Indian cinema and some of the most beautiful ladies (minus the brains) ever to grace the silver screen from Kollywood. People as far as Japan or even Mexico watch his movies. I don't think his movies are screened in Africa else Zulu and Masai warriors would faint with exasperation. His latest movie 'Indiran" is with Aishwarya Rai. Need I say more. God, please do have mercy on us souls....
Rajnikanth - that's his screen name, started his career as a villain in movies. An Indian movie director Kailasam Balachander, "discovered" this scamp of a fellow working as a bus-conductor in India. Balachander was overly bemused with the conductor's ape-like antics and mimics and decided to cast him in his movie. Bingo! Thus started Rajnikanth's revolution of movies.
His acting prowess has made him break records on the Indian cinema's Guinness book of records. Feats like walking on water singing a duet, flying through the front windshield of a car and exiting thru the exhaust pipe without scathing a single fuzz and or even fight one arm with 50 armed bandits with sickles, tridents, AK47 and even with nuclear bombs. He could even love, hate, sing, dance, fight, shoot, swim, mimic, and rape in a single bound. Step aside Superman.
During his first few years in cinema he played the rascal and villain of movies. He was the guy every girl loves to hate. Heck! he even starred in an English movie as a cab-diver. You should've listened to him speak English. He almost woke up Shakespeare. I can't imagine how Hollywood could be that dumb. The Indians have always been dumb, no doubt about that but for Americans to cast him in moves ... Hmmm! Americans too joined the dumb bandwagon I guess.
Rajnikanth - as far Indian cinema is concerned and to the multitude of Indian fans around the world - is the only man who can act, talk, sing, dance, laugh and cry better than God. An impromptu yawn of his can topple the ruling Government in Delhi. This married dark semi-bald Marathi moron from Kannada is the "moonwalk" of India.
In South India, Rajnikanth is bigger than the government. He is deemed bigger then Karunanithi - chief Minister of Tamil Nadu. I do strongly believe he is even bigger then Amitabh Bachan, the father-in-law of Ashwarya Rai. If Rajni and Amitabh were pitted together in a movie, it'll be a national holiday and every baby born on the day of the movie's release will be named after the movie. And if Rajni were to be "killed" in the movie - hell will break loose in India. The Indian flag will fly half-mast. The sun will fail to shine on Indian soil. Stocks will fall. Rivers and rice fields will go dry. Indians will go starve and shave their heads bald. Scores of pilgrims will pilgrimage to every temple and mountain in India. Ladies will divorce their husbands. A massive strike will take effect including beggars. Grandmothers will go for plastic surgery to look like Rajni and wayward politicians will declare their wrong-doings and perform "harakiri" wantonly.
"Don't you even dare kill my idol"
Shah Rukh Khan, the Bollywood "star" according to South Indians, does not even qualify to be Rajnikanth's shoe shine boy. A gross statement from the South to ridicule the North. Hindi is the official language of India and yet scores of Indians can't speak, read or write the language. With such 'wisdomed' mentality, what can you expect out of Indian cinemas!!
That's the standard and high esteem South Indians have bestowed upon Rajnikanth or "The Boss." This is a man after every release of his movie, retires to the Himalayas as a yogi and meditates in caves.
I dare say scores of Indian writers and authors are piling up books about him as I write this blog. This only makes me think of him and Indians a direct gene link to jackasses.
I've watched his movies. I've actually sat and listened to his scripts and still can't get it. I'm still baffled as to how this man who delivers a line like a drunken toad be called a superstar. Even all the floodlights in a stadium can't light up his face.
Malaysia harbours scores of Rajinikanth fans. Some even have his name tattooed on their bodies. Hindu Malaysian girls and guys too have pictures, poster and pinups in Facebooks, walls and rooms and all this just goes to say there is a jackass link between India and Malaysia.
Above all this, one need to wonder what has made this quondam an Indian Superman of movies for Indians and Hindus?
Permit me to spill the beans to what I think Rajnikanth is.
Clearly and truly, he has over-stayed in movies. He can't act. He can't even fathom his own stupidity. At the ripe old age of osteoporosis, he deems to be cast with ladies old enough to be his granddaughter. His son-in-law, who befits a lamp-post, thin and somewhat who looks like a starving eel resembles him in every way. Another "rare" find to India's movie mayhem.
Rajnikanth's gangsterism acts in movies makes him look more like a screwball clown. Amazingly, in the thick of his act of violence in movies, the most gorgeous girl will always fall for him and the fact she could be only 16 or 17 years of age means no nothing to Indians. The next thing you know both the couple will be singing and dancing away on the fringes of the Empire State building, The Pyramids or even on the pillars of the San Francisco Bridge while the Indian Navy, the Armed Forces, SWAT, SEALS, Interpol and Israeli commandos are looking high and low for him. Only Indians can do this. Goshh!! my toes are laffing.
He is paid exorbitant fees for his movies. No other actor can garner such popularity amongst actors who I personally deem "the joke of India."
Producers and movie directors pay him millions to look, act and behave like a moron. I bet even you can't fathom that. What a job?
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