Hong Kong Phooeeyyy...Whooo hahhhhhh!!!

Someone I know came back with loads of goody goody stories about Hong Kong. Talked at length and breadth winching every muscle on her face.

I couldn’t help but eavesdrop for every word she bragged was boisterous. I thought she was full of crap shit talking about some forlorn territory the Brits threw back at mother lode swine China.

Let me tell you my version of the Hong Kong I know.

Hong is one bloody scam of a Kong country. Doesn’t matter if it’s Cowloon, Pigloon or Dog’s Arseloon, this place that is lit up like Xmas trees on any given day is nothing but a cheap mother lode China’s Hell’s kitchen.

 Don’t be fooled if a brand like Nikon turns up being a Kon or a Fujica camera turns out to be Fujicrap. Absolutely, I mean absolutely nothing in this hog’s territory is genuine. Even the Hongkies are rude arrogant ugly three-eyed hooded hogs. Customers and foreigners are ripped and fleeced and some are threatened by wayward gangsters looking like traders.

I wonder why Disney built their famed theme park here where the waterfront is filled with people in boats throwing just about every bit of shit into the ocean and killing the environment.

I simply don’t know and can’t understand why Chinks scramble to visit this barbaric land full of knifing sick headed goons. And Hong Kong isn’t a cheap country either. If you want to get robbed, please book the earliest flight, go there and get robbed. Every honkie or donkie that passes you by is either looking to rob or 'kang foocuk' you or scare the shit outaye.

And now since Hong Kong is under China’s arse...what more is there to.....anyway to talk or brag about.