You get up early morning and realise you overslept like 2 hours. You rush to take your showers then realise you forgot to press your office attire. You do a rush hour shower, dash out of the showers, quickly heat-up your iron to press your clothers, then dash to get your socks when you realize your one sock is missing. The missing one is in the laundry soaking. That's when you realize you have yet to wash your 3 day-old laundry. And your shirt that goes with the pants has got a button missing.
Many crazy things can happen in a morning. Having had my equal share of "morning madness," here's a list of mayhem that can really really screw up your morning and make your day evil starring at you.
1. Handphone left in the car. So your morning alarm is ringing in your car park 5 stories down.
2. Early morning power cut and you did not press your office clothers yet. You wish you had done that the previous night but was engrossed with BPL.
3. The morning is already bright and clear when you leave your house for work when all the time it is dark. It just tells you to go get an MC from the docs else face the wrath of going in late for work.
4. Water cut somewhere...and it had to effect your home.
5. Heater does not work well. Burnt out like 5 months ago.
6. Flat tyre. No bloody idea how that could happen when the previous day it was all ok.
8. On the way to work, lorry overturns on your one lane directing to work place.
9. The lie you had to cook up for your lateness to your boss who greets every staff like a menopaused Volaciraptor.
and last but NOT the least.
10. Upon reaching office you realize the only zipper to your pants 'busted'.
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