English is what kills you ...

For those who watch what you eat, here's a final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies:

• The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
• The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
• The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
• The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
• The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: It's English that kills you...not eating and drinking.