You've no idea ...only in Malaysia (again) ...

Lately in Malaysia, a prominent (so to believe) politician from the opposition party was indicted in a porn video clip.

This clip was taken out of its very own derogatory context and shown to the Malaysian press and media. The Hang Tuah who "Mission Impossible" this video clip claimed the man in the video is a prominent figure of an opposition party. He even went on to claim he is the third person appearing in the video as well. And the whole hotel-room "apocalypse" was secretly recorded by him I like to believe. 

In Malaysia, any porn shown in public to the public entails a violation severely punishable by the law. But then, for a Moslem, a solemn swear on the Holy Book Quran in a mosque can get one freed of all charges. Isn't this sweet. You kill your neighbour and quickly run to a mosque and swear you did not know or kill anyone. The good lord Himself shall acquit you from all crime. Wow! 

We really don't need lawyers or judges anymore here in this part of the world we call Asia - Malaysia. We are all well protected by the Lord Himself. 

I AM SO BLESSED TO BE A MALAYSIAN.

In general, what I'm saying is this - If a Moslem commits a crime, he can be pardoned and be released by taking an oath of swearing of his innocence in a Mosque. It's that simple. I'd also like to believe, if a Moslem in Malaysia committed adultery, murder, rape, kidnap or for that matter any crime punishable by incarceration, all the person need to do is swear his innocence in a Mosque and get acquitted.

So likewise if a Christian, Buddhist, Hindu, Sikh or even a Jew were to commit a crime, all they need to do is walk to their nearest house of worship and swear their innocence. The good Lord shall forgive them and they can go about their way and kill, murder, rape more people. 

I bet you didn't know we Malaysians have such a law in our god-forsaken country. Yeehhh....only in Malaysia. Malaysia Boleh.

Believe me, we Malaysians are so darn crafty with the law and order and with the tools of its trade, so much so, you have no idea the kind of magic we can produce out of thin air and get away with it.

I just can't wait to see what other magic 'goodies' is gona come out before the GE13.

Jeeeezzzzzz....I just can't wait.