Bersih, Jangan Tak Bersih 2.0 rally ...

9 July, 2011 will be an historic day for Malaysia. It is estimated 27 million rakyat Malaysia or simply the whole country including Sabah Sarawak and the kawasan kawasan se waktu dengannya including the Orang Utans will be participating in the Bersih, Jagan Tak Bersih 2.0 rally right in the heart of the Federal Capital, Kuala Lumpur.

The Datuk Bandar of Kuala Lumpur has taken the initiative and have voiced out in Parliament to declare July 9 a national holiday to commemorate this 1Rakyat Malaysia Bersama Semua Jenis Maksiat gala event.

This is to show the appreciation to the rakyat of how the administrators love the rakyat and along the way a gala of festivities have been arranged to make Berish, Jangan Tak Bersih 2.0 rally a spectacular event in the Malaysian calendar.  

Lots of organizations and parties from various walks of life, including the Banglas, Indians, Indon and even the endangered species have called in to participate in this event. None want to be left behind and loose out in the merry making of this once-in-a-life time gala by the rakyat.

Some of the organizations who have confirmed participation are from COW (Club for Obedient Wives) who will take the lead in this Bersih, Jangan Tak Bersih 2.0 rally. It is timely as COW will set up booths along the way to render services to the men and husbands/boyfriends/sugar daddies who will be tired and exhausted in the rally.

Not forgetting along the rally are the other organizations who have eagerly voiced their participation as well. There are none other than HINDRAF (India excluding Mamak),  BANKDRAFT (Gabongan Bank-Bank Malaysia), MCA, MIC, KITA, MEREKA, AWAK, DIA, KAMI, PAS, UMNO, KATAK, GOAT, MAMPUS, FAMA, MAMA, MAAU, TAKMAU, JAWI, SAWI, MISAI, JANGGUT, KUDA, BERUK, UNTA IPOH, KOPI, SUSUKOM, DAD, MUM, DOG, CAT, FISH and list goes on.  Phewww…

You have no idea. The list is overwhelming and Guinness is seeking to have  all this activities recorded as the most participating organization ever in one single event.

The Guinness Book of Malaysian record will be there to record the event as it will be the first in the country where various gabungan-gabungan and organisasi-organisasi dari seluruh Malaysia will be coming together under one Rosmah’s umbrella.

Foreign involvement is also being looked into – NASA, COLUMBIA, UN, NATO, BATUK, UNICEF, MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E., HOLLYWOOD and BOLLYOOOD too have asked to join in to make the event merrier.

DBLK has requested the Primer Minister, Najib to approve a soft loan of 100 million US Dollars (under the table) to ensure the event of such a mega proportion goes on without any hitches. It is understood DBKL has organized a string of concerts, tele matches, traditional games, Twin-Towers climbing, F1 races, Kuda Kepang dances, Parachute Jumps, Mat Rempit Illegal rallies and Malaysian Idol song and dance competition. There will also be a teh tarik roti Canai competition as well. 

Datuk Siti Nurhaliza, P.Ramlee & Saloma and Alley Cats together with Jaclyn Victor with Simon Cowell, the late Sai Baba (apparition) will be there to judge this mega event. The one single winner will get to go to the Moon by the first Made-in-Malaysia DAP rocket and hence open a teh-tarik roti canai restaurant on the moon. Its is reputed the Americans and Russian are baffled as to how Malaysia could send a engineless Rocket to the moon and plans are a foot in Pentagon to assess the situation. There will be a choose the 2^nd Malaysian Astronaut programme which will be hitting nation-wide soon.

The entire Malaysian wooden Cabinet is overjoyed and excited as the event reels near to its height of funfair. There will loads of booths selling all sorts of items from kayu arang to pasir and china dolls to Viagra all along the routes.

As a kind warm and formal gesture, COW has decided to set up booths for men who while in the rally who may in need of ‘sentuhan mesra’ (sensual touch) , if a need arises. The COW team have also decided to wear skimpy outfits to showcase that they mean business and do care for all men, irrespective of creed or gender. There will be massage camps all along the way – foot, hand, head, body and private part as well.

COW is overjoyed as their ideology is finally being spearheaded by the rakyat and all for the well being of all the promiscuous men in the rally.

The Emcee for the event is yet to be decided but various sources have indicated Ibrahim “katak” Ali from PERKOSA, Hisapmuddin of UMNO Youth or Taksin Sinawatra, the Thai exiled Prime Minister will be chosen.  This is yet to be confirmed later by the mayor of Kuala Lumpur.

The trio Datuk T and gang will perform a special “show the crowd of how to record and show porn in public” show. This is an event not  to be missed and tickets for the front row seats are selling like pisang goreng. The front VVIP seats are taken up with the likes of Queen Elizabeth, Elton John and husband and the Pope.

The event will be beamed live via RTM, TV3 Suku, CNN, Nat GEO, AXN, STARSPORTS, HBO, STAR MOVIES and ASTRO Stadium.

It is also reported James Cameroon of Avatar is planning to shoot AVATAR 2 during the rally in 4 D

It was also announced no one is allowed to wear yellow on the day of the rally. This is as not to coincide with the colour of royalty. But if the need arises to wear yellow, one can wear the kulit (skin) of the banana over their head. Looking like a banana is perfectly ok to the authorities. It does not violate the Malaysian constitutuion and any other law enacted by Malaysia.

The organizers have come up with colour codes to wear on the Bersih, Jangan Tak Bersih 2.0 rally. The colour recommended are Pink for men, Brown for Women, Blue for Gays, and Indigo for Lesbians. And for the heterosexuals, they have a choice to don birthday suits or Liberace suits.

The main march of the Bersih, Jagan Tak Bersih 2.0 rally will be along all the drains and monsoon pipes running in and out of the city. Each person will be given a broomstick and shall clean, sweep and wipe the drains and roads as they march by.

The Prime Minster is anticipating a good cleanup of the city and to show the world how united Malaysians are when Kotor is all over the nation when a mega event comes by.

It is also noted that neighboring countries, Thailand, Singapore and Indonesia are trying to follow suit and will be seeking Malaysian authorities on how to become Kotor and imply the Bersih campaign.

Malaysia has got a date with destiny to explain to the world the profound meaning of the 1Malaysia concept.  

Packed lunches byway of rendang gendang, thosai apom, nasi lemak and nasi minyak will be served. No nasi kuning is allowed on this day as it clashes with the ideology of the colour yellow.

There will also be a floats procession showing Anwar’s porn to the public and henceforth a string of Kavadis shall march along during the July 9 rally.

Many foreign dignitaries are expected to arrive to grace and witness this mega event of the century. All Malaysians are urged to take the day off, by way of MC or emergency leave to attend the rally. The Kesatuan Rela and Sukarela medical team will set up a booth for those who need to get forged MCs for the day.

The high light of the event will be tug-of-war event. The main event will be none other than the tug-of-war between Ambiga Vs Ibrahim, DAP vs. MCA and MIC vs. The Combined Bangra and Gudwara society.

A lucky draw will be held. The winner of the draw will get to be the next Prime Minster of Malaysia and eventually will organize the next Kotorkan, Jangan Tak Kotor 3.0 rally.

So, to you all Malaysians….see you there.

Or, help us God.

liquidearth

An Irish Joke ....

Two Native Americans and an Irishman were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Native American ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!' He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Native American what it was all about, 'Was the other fellow crazy or what?'

The other one replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Native American men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.'

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second guy ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than the ones those the fellows found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might 'Wooooo! Wooooo!Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard but an echo back ...WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran inside.

The following day the headline of every daily read :

NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!

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BERSIH ...latest 2

From Malaysia Insider.

Despite being hauled up for police questioning today, Bersih chief Datuk Ambiga Sreenevasan insists the July 9 march for electoral reforms will continue as planned.

The prominent lawyer said she will  not apply for a police permit to hold the street demonstration as the home minister and the police have made it clear one will not be issued.

She then slammed the authorities for hauling up civil society members campaigning for electoral reform instead of engaging them.

“Instead of threatening people, engage with us,” she urged the authorities, repeating the movement’s statement made last night.

Ambiga also repeatedly called the arrests of Parti Sosialis Malaysia (PSM) members in Penang during the weekend “ridiculous”, denouncing attempts by various groups to link the minor political group backing Bersih to “communists”.

“I don’t know what it’s about... They are caught in a time warp. Who talks about communists in this day and age?” she quizzed, claiming the arrests were baseless.

The British colonial authorities battled communist terrorists from 1948 to 1960 in a police action called the Emergency and Malaysia later enacted the Internal Security Act (ISA) to allow detention without trial. The Communist Party of Malaysia (CPM) later laid down their weapons in 1989.

“Whoever wants to support Bersih, it’s up to them. It's open to all citizens,” she stressed.

Ambiga, who arrived at the Dang Wangi police station at about 2pm and left nearly two hours later, told reporters she had been questioned on three issues.

The first concerned the Bersih rally launched last week at the Chinese Assembly Hall here; followed by a recent police report in which she was accused of holding an illegal assembly outside the Jalan Travers police station; and the last was about her speech at a PKR-organised event held at the Girl Guides’ Association in Brickfields on June 12.

liquidearth

BERSIH ...latest

From Malaysia Today :

Updated in a move to put the global spotlight on Malaysia and prevent Prime Minister Najib Razak’s government from using unsavory means to thwart citizens, civil rights group Bersih announced overseas rallies will be held simultaneously with its upcoming July 9Walk for Democracy in Kuala Lumpur.
Bersih said the overseas demonstrations were initiated by Malaysians who lived abroad, who supported the demands and objectives of the Bersih 2.0 rally. The solidarity rallies will be held in Seoul, Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney, Osaka, Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York.
“We regard this wide interest by the Malaysian diaspora as an indication that Malaysians from all walks of life believe in the need for electoral reform and the upholding of democracy,” the Bersih organising committee said in a statement out on Thursday.
“Malaysian citizens living abroad should rise to the occasion and demand for their right to vote via postal ballot in the upcoming 13th General Election.”
liquidearth

The Uncivilised Malaysia ... Death threat to Ambiga ..

The Malaysia as it is today.

Korg ni buta hati ke?? buat apa sokong ambiga keling paria haramjadah tu? dia ni kapir laknat. korang tau tak dia ni jadi alat anjing2 politik untuk musnahkan keutuhan melayu. dia kata je nak BERSIH kan SPR. bersih kepala bapak dia. puak2 PAS n PKR pun buta tuli n pekak badak.. kalau SPR tak bersih, boleh ke diorang menang kat Sgor, Kedah, Penang, Kelantan n perak dulu?

“DAP cina sial tu pulak lagi haram jahanam. dia tengok je melayu bertekak. hujung2 dia perintah negara ni dan kristiankan kita semua. aku nak kasi amaran kat korang semua. kalau perhimpunan ni jadi, aku dan org2 aku akan bunuh ambiga dan korang2 keliling dia satu persatu, termasuklah orang2 politik bangang yang bersekongkol ngan kafir laknat tu.. ini amaran aku. Korang tengok nanti.”


TRANSLATED ::

(Are you people blind? Why would you support that pariah keling Ambiga? She is an infidel. Don’t you know that she is a tool of those political dogs who are out to destroy the strength of the Malays. She is just saying she wants to clean up the EC, she should clean up her father’s head. And the PAS, PKR leaders, they are deaf, dumb, blind and illiterate. If the EC is not clean then how did they win Selangor, Kedah, Penang, Kelantan and Perak? The damned Chinese DAP is even more despicable. They just watch the Malays go at each other’s throats. In the end, they will rule the country and turn all of us into Christians. I am warning you all. If this rally happens, me and my people will kill Ambiga and you can all corner her one by one, including those stupid politicians who associate themselves with this infidel. This is my warning. Watch and see.
liquidearth

Datuk Anwar vs Datuk Ambiga

This should be the conversation :

Anwar: "Ambiga, let me talk to Najib.”


Ambiga: “Talk about what?”


Anwar : “The Bersih 2.0 agenda.”


Ambiga: “What's there to talk about? This agenda has got nothing to do with politics. This is a civil rights movement and we are apolitical.”


Anwar: “I know, but u see the Perkasa fellows and the UMNO youth think we're doing this to derail their political ambitions.”


Ambiga: "Good, let them think what they want. We're going out there to BERSIH what is already so KOTOR.  If they're truly a genuine political party, then their members should join force with us as well. CLEAR AND SIMPLE.”


Anwar: "Ambiga...Ambiga, why you so hard headed.”


Ambiga: "Why are you so UMNO sentimental?”


I like to believe.

Liquidearth.

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liquidearth

Government website hacked...

website hacked.

Government website hacked by a group called "anonymous"

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oooohhh...itu macam ka!

Ooii....baling batu, sembunyi tangan ye!

U ingat u saje boleh baling. I pun bolih baling..baling pingan ...lagi macam flying soscer tau tak?

Mau kasi bising-bising sini konon...oii UMNO, u tak dak otak ka? saya ingat u punye idea2 semua kasi buat jeruk la, itu pun suda mau pupus mah?

Wa ingat lagi baik lu kasi itu Rosmah simpan dalam peti ais.

Oorang-oorang Msia sekalang sudah banyak fed-up la dengan u punye baling batu sembunyi tangan koncept. lagi-lagi cakap 1 Malaysia - malu la.

Lu ingat kita orang tak dak pege sekolah ke?  

Kasi tau itu Najib.... turun padang la.  bukan main bola la. Main undi. 

Suda lama orang suda tunggu tau tak?

ceh!!  cakap dan actsyen cam hang tuah tapi perangai cam hang pondan pakai tissue ...cis.


For those who don't know the Malay language, below is the translated version summarised:

Najib Abdul Razak is not the legitimate Premier of Malaysia. He has yet to be given the mandate to rule. What a shameless man. Utter disgust.

The politics of Malaysia has eroded and gone to the dogs.


tanahcair

Penang's Political Agenda ...



Penang - wharf front.

As much as I’m irked, as a Penangaite, I’m baffled as to how of all the 13 states in Malaysia, Penang seem to be the black sheep.
It all seems clear someone out there somewhere got his nuts on fire and need a scape goat like the Penang State government to blame and dice with.

How did Penang of a sudden crumple and drench itself with problems like none other.

It is equally baffling to know how in God-saken land could the furnicular train (the pride of Penang) go ‘kaput’ 3 times in less than a month if it wasn't  malice or foul-play?

It all seems, this could be a Catch-22 played out by the self-crumbling BN. With their prickly and fake insinuations, and having lost the State to the opposition fairly and stupidly, all they know now is witch hunting and shameless baiting.

It is one thing to argue and straighten all follies up amicable, but when we’re confronted with obtuse and daft-headed planks from UMNO/BN, I guess we too need to address them with equal stupidity.

No wonder till now their defeat in the 2008 polls is yet to dawn upon them.
All they now do is sit all day and cook up a million grouches and tactics to derail anything that is on the right track.

I wonder from which school did all these mugs come from?

Did they not learn governance is not all about derailed trains, mishaps and show-parade bungles?

UMNO /BN, we know you are dumb and crass but the least you could do is safe us the blushes and try growing a brain between your ears and not anywhere else.

Even a crippled hog can see things in better light then these UMNO/BN dotty fools.

SHAME SHAME and utter gutless SHAME.

Liquidearth

Religionism and other rights, Malaysia ...

"Malaysia stands 59th out of 66 nations surveyed on the freedom of practising religion and other rights - "Malaysia Today Forum"

Malaysia Today is an independent news portal which highlights the ramblings and moanings of Malaysians in their daily walk of life.

Back ...

Malaysia lacking behind in religionism or for that matter anything measured sacred is a no wonder or no-brainer. For the fact, we cannot consider Malaysia to be at par with her neighbouring nations. If we do, we would only be laughing to our lame selves and/or made to eat humble pic.

To say we “lack” is purely an understatement. We have lots of “good” things going for us in abundance but sadly, it is confined within the nation. Foreigners are made blind to our internal donkey's drama of governance. The press and mainstream media are gagged. So, in a nutshell Malaysians live under a volcano. 

Let me put all that in better perspective.

I believe it is better to own up and be accounted for the mistakes we make. But pretending to be good and pinning the blame on others only augurs backlash.

For the majority race of Malaysia - the Malays, predominantly Moslems; they still dream and live on subsidies, mega-rich contracts, under-the-table cuts and quota issues. These are what Malaysia is famous for and easily gets away with it. 

Lets look at why Malaysia can be at the helm ...

* we've lots of “over-night screwed-up bitching and money hungry politicians.”

* we've murderers who can walk the streets untouched.

* we have politicians who go behind bars for speaking the truth.

* we've Moslems who claim they know and fair better then their Nabi.

* we've the courts, the Police and the Anti-Corruption Agency who dance to the tune of hellish corruption.

* we've sinful Moslems who can’t uphold the very sanctity of the common law.

* we've foreigners who get blown up by C4.

* we've Moslems who prefer to rid their sins by swearing on holy grounds.

* we've uniformed personnel who enshrine political rapists and murderers.

* we've Moslems who profess equality for every race but silently deny giving or sharing to anyone but to their same kind. 

* we've influential people who can get away by screening porn in public.

* we've an armada of numbnuts in Cabinet.

* we've a Constitution that befits anthropoids.

* we've a government that's resembles Nazism and hell-bent on taking over the nation like forever.

* our General Elections are rigged beyond shame.

The list can go on only if I care to indite further for the sins of the so-called majority race of Malaysia runs long. In Malaysia, putting one and one together will make us the minority race in shame and dishonour.

The more we put ourselves to groan and bemoan our grouches, the more we find ourselves being side-lined, ridiculed and made into a scape goat. It’s time we ostracize ourselves from the so-called "supreme race" and let them rot and wither like their hopeless, ersatz lame and fairy-tale history.

I rather not partake and make a goon of myself with a crime invested government. 

Help us God.

Liquidearth

Prince Philip's gaffes ... what a plank!

• After being told that Madonna was singing the Die Another Day theme in 2002: “Are we going to need ear plugs?”
• To Simon Kelner, republican editor of The Independent, at Windsor Castle reception: “What are you doing here?” “I was invited, sir.” Philip: “Well, you didn’t have to come.”
• To female sea cadet last year: “Do you work in a strip club?”
•  To expats in Abu Dhabi last year: “Are you running away from something?”
• After accepting a conservation award in Thailand in 1991: “Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.”
• At a project to protect turtle doves in Anguilla in 1965, he said: “Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?’”
• To President of Nigeria, who was in national dress, 2003: “You look like you’re ready for bed!”
• To deaf children by steel band, 2000: “Deaf? If you’re near there, no wonder you are deaf.”
• To a British trekker in Papua New Guinea, 1998: “You managed not to get eaten then?”
• To Atul Patel at reception for influential Indians, 2009: “There’s a lot of your family in tonight.”
• Peering at a fuse box in a Scottish factory, he said: “It looks as though it was put in by an Indian.” He later backtracked: “I meant to say cowboys.”
• On the Duke of York’s house, 1986: “It looks like a tart’s bedroom.”
• To a woman solicitor, 1987: “I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit.”
• On the new £18million British Embassy in Berlin in 2000: “It’s a vast waste of space.”
• On Tom Jones, 1969: “It’s difficult to see how it’s possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs.”
• To the Scottish WI in 1961: “British women can’t cook.”
• To Cayman Islanders: “Aren’t most of you descended from pirates?”
• To Scottish driving instructor, 1995: “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?”
• At a WF meeting in 1986: “If it has four legs and it’s not a chair, if it’s got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it’s not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.”
• You ARE a woman, aren’t you?” Kenya, 1984.
• A VIP at a local airport asked HRH: “What was your flight, like, Your Royal Highness? Philip: “Have you ever flown in a plane?” VIP: “Oh yes, sir, many times.” “Well,” said Philip, “it was just like that.”
• On Ethiopian art, 1965: “It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.”
• When offered wine in Rome in 2000, he snapped: “I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer!”
• I’d like to go to Russia very much – although the bastards murdered half my family.” 1967.
• At City Hall in 2002: “If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.”
• At a Bangladeshi youth club in 2002:“So who’s on drugs here?... he looks as if he’s on drugs.”
• To a children’s band in Australia in 2002: “You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?”
• On how difficult it is in Britain to get rich: “What about Tom Jones? He’s made a million and he’s a bloody awful singer.”
• To Aboriginal leader William Brin, Queensland, 2002: “Do you still throw spears at each other?”
• At a Scottish fish farm: “Oh! You’re the people ruining the rivers.”
• After a breakfast of bacon, eggs, smoked salmon, kedgeree, croissants and pain au chocolat – from Gallic chef Regis Crépy, 2002: “The French don’t know how to cook breakfast.”
• To schoolboy who invited the Queen to Romford, Essex, 2003: “Ah, you’re the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then?”
• To black politician Lord Taylor of Warwick, 1999: “And what exotic part of the world do you come from?”
• To parents at a previously struggling Sheffield school, 2003: “Were you here in the bad old days? ... That’s why you can’t read and write then!”
• People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have even been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.” 2000.
• After hearing President Obama had had breakfast with leaders of the UK, China and Russia, 2010: “Can you tell the difference between them?”
• On Princess Anne, 1970: “If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she isn’t interested.”
• To wheelchair-bound nursing-home resident, 2002: “Do people trip over you?”
• To a fashion designer, 2009: “Well, you didn’t design your beard too well, did you?”
• To schoolchildren in blood-red uniforms, 1998: “It makes you all look like Dracula’s daughters!”
• “I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.” 1988.
• On robots colliding, Science Museum, 2000: “They’re not mating are they?”
• To a British student in China, 1986: “If you stay here much longer, you’ll go home with slitty eyes.”

CristiaNO RonalDOMBO ..

This is harebrained madness ...

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Real Madrid / Protugis faggot has demanded a whooping GBP400,000.00 a week salary and the captain's arm-band if he were to move to Man City - a football club owned by an Arab swine who uses the GBP as toilet paper.

That's equivalent to RM2,000,000.00 a week. That's something like me and prolly you as well working for the next 1 billion years anywhere on this planet.

These ball players, either they're from Hell or we're dumb to sit week after week and cheer upon these maggots.



Liquidearth

Indonesia vs Malaysia

I'm not taking any credit for the two below articles as it was NOT blogged by me nevertheless it is far too interesting not to blog it as courtesy. All credit to the writer. The good thing is...both the articles are TRUE.

Courtesy of "Malaysia Today"

NO.1

"I always tell my friend Indonesia is not the best country in the world to work and live but since working in Indonesia for about 5 years, I don’t have the feeling that I'm living in a Muslim country despite 93% of Indonesians are Muslims.

99.9% of my colleagues are Muslim and we go for lunch and dinner together and sometimes to a Chinese restaurant that served pork and there is no fuss about it. (For your information – the people who sell pork are Muslim – bosses are Chinese and employ Indonesian Muslim to cut and sell pork in the wet markets)

All 5-star hotels served pork bacon and ham for breakfast and are prepared by the Muslim.

Alcohol is sold everywhere in the street…and Indonesia No 1 selling beer is “Bintang” and is brewed locally and is consumed by all Muslim openly. No issue….

During fasting month the Muslim are free to decide if they want to fast or eat like normal…no issue at all and no one catch them..

The president and vice president are elected by the people and so are the governors of the city (in Malaysia we call them Mentri Besar). No one is appointed by the President or in Malaysia by the PM.

National holidays – Hari Raya Idul Fitri is 2 days and Chinese New Year is 1 day but Christian enjoy 3 days – Christmas, Ascension of Christ and Good Friday. The Hindu is Bali has 1 day for Hari Raya Nyepi celebrated only in Bali . Wesak day is also a public holiday.

A Muslim can convert to a Christian tomorrow and then to a Buddhist the next day…and back to a Muslim. ….no issue at all.

In supermarket pork is sold side by side with chicken and beef….no issue at all…..

I can go on and on…….in short Indonesia is a very liberal Muslim country.. definitely not Malaysia . FYI our Malaysian senior government officer “suka Indonesia ”…you know why!!!"


NO.2
"I've been in and out of Indonesia for the past 10 years. Sometimes, my stay is up to one month per visit. I have worked with senior Indonesia managers as well as low level staff. I have also interacted with lots of direct sellers from all sorts of background. I have dealt with the Indonesian civil servants.

They don’t talk about race. The mass media do not propagate racial or religious divides They don’t spin story of Christian fighting the Muslim or Muslim fighting the Christian. Husband and wife can have different religious belief. There is not such fuss as Halal restaurant.

Tony Roma in Indonesia serves the best pork rib, among all the Tony Roma restaurants. In the Tony Roma restaurant, Muslim and non Muslim sit and eat together on one table. I ate pork rib, my Muslim colleagues ate beef and lamb. There is no such thing a Halal and non Halal section.

Comparing the environment and the working culture in Indonesia between pre 1998 (Suharto’s era) and the year 2008, you can see the vast improvement in Indonesia civil services.

During Suharto era, my visit to Tax office (Kantor Pajak) cannot be done without carrying cash for coffee money. The tax officer will always start with ” Pak dari Malaysia mahu chak kopi dulu”. And this small favor money must be given and openly counted on his desk before any discussion.

My last visit in 2008 to the government office (Departmen Pentadbiran, you cannot use Jabatan Kerajaan. They hated the Raja), you cannot even mention anything about “Kopi”. See the vast difference. SYB sent his own brother-in-law to jail. Suharto’s youngest son, Tommy Suharto was jailed. Do you see this in Malaysia ?

Malaysia is rotting. And the writer is absolutely correct. If the situation is not changed, Malaysia will be the biggest exporter of maids to Indonesia , 10 years down the road. Padam muka orang orang kampong.

Muslims here have no problem with patronizing outlets that sell alcohol or non-halal food, even if they choose not to have any. In Malaysia , the Muslims make a big fuss over small things which they claim are not halal. You may argue that there are fanatics here, but the number is small relative to the population. Just look around Malaysia . Everywhere you look, you get fanatics."

Wealth plunderer ...

There is a good reason why the President of the United States is only given 2 terms to be the Commander-in-Chief.

Anything beyond the two terms, the numero uno of the world is booted out. He is no more needed and is given a permanent pension for the rest of his life. End of story.

Americans know and believe that very well. They also ensure no man is given more power via mandate. Thus, the two terms for the President.

Back to our home front, there are men who have over-stayed in power and become all too powerful and power-hungry.

The birds of a feather ‘rakyat’ look at such a person as charismatic, intelligent and worthy.

This is where we fail.

This is where we give such personalities power beyond control and they use it to wreck havoc and destroy the basic fundamentals of a nation to smithereens.

No man or political party should be given absolute power to rule over anything let alone a nation forever.

This is the first mistake we make when we let the first-among-equals to wield their power at their whims and fancies.

The question of UMNO/BN governing the nation for 54 years and squandering its wealth all for one race supremacy SHOULD be stopped at all cost.

It’s time such arrogant power-devouring humans be stopped and buried and to never let even the sun ever to shine upon them. Not even upon their graves.

One should ask thyself : What sort of modern Neanderthals would wana stay in power forever.

Have we become so blind and dim to an extend we fail to see the avarice mentality hooded by the present governing parties?

There should be a new mindset to stop this outrageous tyranny amongst those who cheat, rob, plunder and abate this depleting nation to go belly-up.

The question of UMNO/BN, at all cost taking governance should be eradicated and buried. 

you kidding me ...!!

The message below was sent by a world leading IT company to its employees in Malaysia.

"HP Global Physical Wellness  has take the initiative to get our people protected from Cervical Cancer and not to mention taking into consideration of

HP Global initiative to sponsor some part of the vaccination costs to such a targeted volume/number of employees.

This initiative as demonstrated by HP Global, particularly from our Global Physical Wellness Program

is very rare in corporate world and as deserve to get such accessible price compare to Market."

See if you can spot the mistake(s)

ASTRO fee hike ...

From its inception, ASTRO was nice and cozy. Being the first and sole cable network, many a Malaysian became couch potatoes and stayed glued to the idiot box from dawn till dawn.

But alas, now ASTRO isn’t all that ASTRO after all. It's now shortchanging its customers with a fee hike showing the same old rerun programmes. Many are outdated too.

Sports, football especially, is the biggest crowd puller in ASTRO. Huge amounts of money are greedily paid to buy over the sporting rights thus denying other TV stations from getting a pie of the a lion's share.

This isn’t fair to those who can’t afford cable TV and to those who still have to put up with their dogmatic trust on the good old TV programmes from Angkasapuri.

ASTRO now single-handedly monopolizes every mainstream sporting and entertainment industry. And now with the hiked subscription fees, viewers are also made to watch commercials as well.

Why do we have to pay to watch commercials?

ASTRO replied saying its the commercials that keeps them afloat.

And one lame half-wit has the swank to say, "If you don’t like close your TV la.”

Many disgruntled subscribers for countless times have called in to ASTRO and placed their complains. Many were ignored and crudely told off by the rude bastards manning the call – centres.

They’re many entertainment billionaire moguls out there. Why should there only be ASTRO? What has come about of the other cable TV networks?

Competition is healthy. But it gets nasty and ugly when competition is deemed one sided. It's akin to pitting a hyena against a rabbit.

Undoubtedly yes – ASTRO does show good entertaining and educational programmers but to how frequent or often.

Though billionaire Ananda is at the helm, somehow, I would like to believe ASTRO is a spinoff for the better greed of humans.

How does one now spell greed - A S T R O .

What's become of the Melayus ...

I ain't qualified to prose and lament on the above subject but needless to say, when you get sandwiched in-between the musings and ramblings of the mainstream Malays, you tend to come out of your cocoon and voice it out harshly.

There was once a saying and I don't know if the saying is still in the air - the Malays are kinda laid-back people, prefer humble surroundings, peace loving, prefer to ignore confrontations and simply want to live life to nature's fullest. And mostly, many prefer their generation to take over their skills and trade, mainly tending to their vast rice fields and grow old together with the times.

The Malays, predominantly are god-fearing Moslems who pretty much don't fancy modernization. Their preferred lifestyle of living is rather mellow and many a times would prefer to sit and chase aways birds and catch crickets over their paddy fields whilst idling away with time and the world around them.

The Malays are a crafty society and thus take great pride in handicraft work, whilst attuning to the life style of a simple diligent home-provider. Many non-Malays know this for a fact. It is also written in the annals of Malay history.

But today, that very panorama and the mind-set of the Malays is no-where near to be seen or felt. The Moslems Malays of Malaysia have changed. For the better would be good but blindly not.

Today, they are bold, deceitful and in many ways greedy and lazy. Wealth has brought them arrogance and haughtiness. The older generation to a minuscule faction of the populace still believe of the good old times but the modern ones, especially the younger ones have in many ways discarded the saintly traits and have traded all of that to racism, hatred, greed, bigotry and many ungodly traits - and this is not only targeted to the non-Moslem society but also to their own creed as well. They no longer embrace or even advocate what their forefathers brought forth - a legacy of good old human values.

Gone are the gentleness, the suaveness and the beauty of the Malay people and culture. Today, they have become human hyenas. They have come to understand their egoism is worth more than the sanctity of their faith. They've forgotten to imbibe what they have learned from their ancestors. They have become sinister with their crimes and feel everything the nation has to offer is theirs to keep and never to be shared with others. Many have forgotten the ideology of the late Tunku Abdul Rahman and what he stood for.

Now, the Malays view the non-Malays as enemies and are at logger heads with their own kind. The greed in venting their hatred is now so brave and eager - in socio and political. The Malays have learned to know what it's like to be rich and own everything in their path. They have begun to bite the very hand that feeds them and in any way if that is hindered or obstructed, they tend to park all their blames and grouches on the minority races. 

From the benchmark stands of politics to economy, the Malays staunchly feel everything their country has got to offer, should be given to them first. All else is secondary. The larger share of the nation, or whatever way it is divided, should rightfully go to them  - for the sole purpose as being 'sons of the land' (bumiputras). This is a gross fallacy of the Malays both in thinking and believe. To be honest, the real rightful 'sons of the lands' are the indigenous people who have been toiling and cultivating the land long before the Malays were here.

And out of context, one may ask - then where did the Malays come from?

Here again the very wisdom of history gets distorted on the emergence of the Malays. There is a strong believe the Malays were from Southern China and some from the Khmer Empire. 

The Malaysian history is well written to cloud and distort anything lame of the malays or their foreign roots. It is written to mainly brag of the greatness of the Malays and its hierarchy. Even in written history, the Malays are granted their right to have a bigger say. Such a society - how weak and fallible!

No Malaysian today would deny Prince Parameswara's legacy -  who sailed and started a mini-empire and later have his name entombed in the annals of the Malaysian history; and that so after he became a moslem. I wonder what history would be like if Parameswara (a Hindu) had remained himself in faith and religion.

All that is now lost in varied spells. Sad to say, we would never live to know how great this nation would have been if everything and anything that happened thousands of years ago were recorded rightfully and truthfully in the annals of our lame Malaysian history.

How myriad have we become!