OWC's sex book ...

Apart from the impending recession resting on the horizon; apart from our daily nightmarish issues like the hike of prices of essential goods, fuel, hudud, political parties’ mayhem, our lop-sided media circus - we now have a new issue to harness -  the OWC's (Obedient Wives Club) book on sex.

OWC have recently published a book on sex for Moslems. I can only fathom this book is meant for Moslems and Moslems only.

What kind of a world do we live in when women(presumbly wives) gather and painstakingly come up with a book on how they would like their husbands / spouse / boyfriends or simply men to have sex with them?

This ain't goofy. It's juicy. Read on.

According to this newly published book on Islamic sex, it says “a Moslem man can have sex with all his wives all at the same time.”

The title of the book “Seks Islam, perangi Yahudi untuk kembalikan seks Islam kepada dunia [Islamic sex, fighting Jews to return Islamic sex to the world]”,

How timely! Just what Malaysian men need in times like this and look at the title ...huuuhaaaa....what a title.

Looking at the title, I ask myself...Did our Moslem brethren lose their sex to the world and now need to reclaim it?

I notice the title also claims, even in sex Moslems are threaten by the Jews. I don’t know how that works out and neither know how a man can have sex with 4 wives (presuming) all the same time. Wow!

The book, it seems goes on to say women only give their husbands 10 per cent of what the men desired of their wives’ bodies. I wonder who they give the other 90% to?

A stark extract from the book reads, “Selaku pemimpin roh, kebolehan yang Allah izinkan kepada mereka ialah boleh serentak dengan semua isteri-isteri melakukan hubungan jenis. Manakala kalau isteripun orang roh, lagilah hebat. Ke mana-mana terbang untuk atau sambil melakukan hubungan sulit itu dalam keadaan lebih nikmat dan lebih ringan dibanding dengan perlakuan yang menggunakan fizikal. Untuk itulah Abuya sedang proses isteri-isterinya ke arah roh.”

In English: “As a spiritual leader, Allah has granted him the ability to have simultaneous sex with all his wives. And if the wife is spiritual, the sex is greater. They can fly anywhere for sex, it is more enjoyable and easier compared to physical sex. For that reason, Abuya was processing his wives towards the spiritual.”

More, “Kemuncak cinta kita ialah celah kangkang. Tangan, kaki dan segalanya terdorong kuat untuk menuju ke situ [The peak of our love is the cleft in between. Hands, feet and everything are strongly driven there].”

This book is not banned but Playboy magazines are banned.

Superman the Movie was banned on TV  and so was the cartoon South Park.

Ha  ha ha ha...

Let’s rush and have sex.