Chelsea Chelsea..what the fffiiissshhhh.....

Chelsea just sacked Roberto di Matteo.  And in comes Benitez. What else is new? 

How many days does Benitez need for Chelsea to roll his days off? AVB (ex-Chelsea boss) says, "Just another day at the office." Ha Ha Ha.

Football is no more about the game, the glory nor passion. Its all about MONEY MONEY MONEY. 

In fact, if Chelsea seeks glory all time every time, why pick Benitez? There are others I guarantee who can bring all football glory to Stamford Bridge.

The below candidates make good Managers for Chelsea to reach for the stars and beyond.

First Candidate -  Yoda

I am sure he/she or it will make a sure fine Manager. He/She or it is 900 years old. Has the force with it. 3 fingers in each arm thus only 3 game plans. Can fly. Can sword fight and can see the Future (wow). Easily buyable. Any kiddie store sells it. Not expensive. Can travel thru' wormholes.

Ohh! and the best thing it speaks English with a tinge. May the F***  be with them.


Second Candidate - Optimus Prime.

He(I think so) is all steel. Can change into anything, everything and what-ever-thing at a split second. Speaks English. Should be able to play, keep goal and referee all the same time. No one will know. Can even change into Roman or JT and play like Messi. If Chelsea does not win, he can rampage and destroy everything, anything or what-ever-thing in its path. A sure more likely candidate for Mangerial post.





Third Candidate - Ultraman

Clearly a good bet. Speaks only Japanese so opposition teams can never get to know his game plans. Needs lots of energy from the sun and can be recycled. Won't argue much and won't be able to make quick decisions as his battery always runs out during critical situations. Has lots of relatives and kids. Doesn't eat nor drink thus more salary can be paid to players. Always hides as a human even as an opponent. (a possible candidate)




Fourth Candidate - Darth Vader.

My personal favourite to Boss Chelsea. Never changes his wardrobe. Always with the mean menacing look. Speaks thru' a microphone. No need stadium speakers. Doesn't play football but knows every game plan in all Universe upto the Sun. Speaks English, Vaderish, maybe Manglish and many other Alien sub and primary languages. Anyone or any alien can play for Chelsea as long as the player doesn't screw around with the members of his family and enemy. Doesn't trust his son or daughter so none can mess around with him. Will kill any player who score goals against his team.

May the Dark Force be with him.

The question I like to ask is :

Why let a 'chess' player
own and run  

a football club?