David Beckham .... sob! sob!

sob! sob!

Common, it ain't a BIG DEAL Beckham retiring from football. 

He made more money as a mannequin then all the time on the football pitch. He raked in more money lying down as a poster pin-up cute cosmetic faggot then with his froggy legs.

As Alex Ferguson said, maybe he can run the whole day on the football pitch but never played the game as a great. No where near compared to some of the greats who have retired without even a whimper. 

What made David Beckham special?

Fans stupidity perhaps! Captained England perhaps! Scored goals from dead ball kicks?  Crazy hair-do? Modeled underwear? His tattoos? Buy cars one don't need? Played for fancy teams? Or played for a team that NEVER can play or win any big time game outside England. 

His far too many outside the pitch exploits never equated his puny game wins on the pitch. That's David Beckham from me. I wonder if he ever went to school and completed his formal education?

Do you remember what a wild lad he was in his early days at Old Toilet?

And now, off the pitch, he can concentrate on his fashion and cosmetic entrepreneurship which in many ways sucked big time. Or lend a hand to his wife's new found past time - reinventing designer clothes that had already been redesigned years ago.

With a fortune to feed seven Africas, what more does he want this time even after retirement?  

I read, his salary from Paris Saint Germain is given to charity. With such a noble notion, why play, kill your aging body and donate money? Just donate your existing wealth instead. Ask - will he still donate money to charity after retirement? It does not make sense, does it! No one does anything for free. Definitely NOT Beckham. 

Fans were duped by his fake popularity. Definitely a  no brainer. And none will kill oneself on the pitch for the sole purpose for humanitarian ground. Definitely not this English ex old toilet stuff. 

David Beckham simply put - should be remembered as a hole in the ozone.