Chairman from HELL ...

Monsieur "Monster Pig"

North Koreans(NK)  recently voted this Monster Pig (MP) as their new chairman and leader of NK. For the election not to be mired with any untowed incidents. all marriages and funerals were postponed. NKs believe he is the son of the gods and believe only he can save NK from the ravages of South Korea and America :-
Other interesting facts fron NK...

• hamburgers were invented by this MP and he has a burger franchise under his name in North Korea.
• would feed his men including family members to hungry dogs if wronged.
• in NK people eat grass due to food shortage while he eats imported cheese and drinks fine champagne year round.
• NK has only two enemies so he claims - South Korea and America.
• sprained his ankle and was hospitalised due to over eating. The nation kept vigil during the course of his recovery.
• NK under this MP has more concentration camps than during Hitler's reign
• is married but most do not know he has a mistress who is a cabaret dancer
• is ever willing to nuke America and South Korea with his nukes and that too with pleasure.
• The elite students and many NKs think the late singer/entertainer Micheal Jackson was a White House politician.
• Ex NBA superstar Dennis Rodman is the only American allowed to tour and reside in NK.