Rebound Girls!!

First things first...this is not a topic I fancy writing or remotely close, voicing. Do believe me when I say that. And for the love of Him, Her, Adam and all Mother Earth, there are far better things on this planet to indite then about girls on the rebound.

Goosh!! The fact I 'm undertaking this wacko sicko dumbo topic blog write-up itself pukes but nevertheless.....

Apart from my grouches, and of being the unfairer gender, I intend to write and let it be known as I'm one person who cares NONE on issues of the so-called fairer sex -  girls/ladies/woman/bitches/.  PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS TO HEART DEAR. YOU'LL ONLY APPEAR DUMBER.

GIRLS ON THE REBOUND --- geeeesss...is that a name or cliché to go by even?

First they think, crave, meet, fall, shag then get dumped. Then cry, lament, implode, self-pity and whine like a sick banshee. They then qualify for the 'rebound' status.

Youoooowwww .... How much more dumb do they get. Talk, nag and brag till paint peel does no good. They WILL pour or pout their blame like wet cement on everything that walks male. Point their finger at the male. Curse the male and lambaste them dickless.

Just in case you have no idea what the term "rebound" is - it simply means girls dumped by their hunks or whatever and go looking for another 'hunk' to get even, to vent anger or do 'whatever' all over again and proof the former it was a mistake of him to dump her. Some take it more than a bitter pill less cyanide. They WILL carry the vengeance in their hollow heads to their grave if they have to. How I dear hope they run and not be carried to their graves.

Girls on the rebound - they are a plenty out there. After a rebound incident, they become zombies in their own rights, idealess and everthing concerning male is liken to a spinoff of a disfigured 'Freddy Kruger' shrek.

Their hatred for men would start weighing heavier then concrete boulders. They've boundaries erected around them and will begin to hate every hair, look or attire men wear not realising their fathers are men too. Even a flintier of a sigh from a guy is seen as gargoyle's breath.

Some of these rebounds hate men to the extend for every men-word uttered, there is bound to be a four letter word follow-up. Some use all these four letter words not knowing when and where it fits most.

I have met a few rebounds. Sorry to say, I can never pity nor share their pity for the sole reason they went for looks and not any other in the guys. Better said now, guys with 'superrrrdooperrrr' looks are dorks. Remmy that. You'll only be wasting your time with such lamebrains. And the girls who chase such morons are the ones who'll soon be rebranded as rebounds.

The other reason, these dumbdork gals wana look super cool with their guys. Helloo, excuse me....you're a Malaysian for donkey's sake. The underlying statement of the day, Malaysians ain't cool. To look cool I got a suggestion -go sit beside the huge MacDonald clown at any Mac D restaurant, take a snap shot and download that in your Facebook. You will be cool Facebooked like forever. And don't go climb Mount Everst to claim your cool status either. You may need years of training while Nepalesse Sherpas (women) climb without the facility of oxygen in a bound.

Back...

Some teenagers or even youths go thru' these changes like cobras shedding skin. They don't realise how STUPID they look viewed from the other side of the closet. Sheer CAPITAL MORONS. No sense of direction. Speak only 1 language. Can't fathom simple logic and rudimentary science. Ape the cultureless. Breeding racism and telling others they're warm and friendly. Booo....whata hupla crap.

In a nutshell, sometimes when a girl gets ditched, I believe its a good thing for its when she finally starts growing a brain. And it’s a good thing too for society, one less hallucinating defunct moron.

Bingo....gottcha....