Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Heaven n Hell ...


The good go to heaven and the bad rot in hell, so the saying goes. In retrospect to that, why can't it be construed as the bad rot in Heaven and the good prosper in hell. I know this is a sick joke. Anyway, here's something I got in ma email to share. Hope u like it..

Anyway..the weekend is almost here..and I'm already packing to leave on a short holiday to Songkhla.
C ye when I c ye...

Monday, August 24, 2009

Typhoon Morakot

Typhoon Morakot, from the Philippines slammed mainland China few days ago. My "Tagalog' buddy from Manila asked if it has hit Malaysia. I said, "Mora... what?" He laughed, "Lucky you guys."

This Morakot twister left behind its signature story of mayhem, twist and twirled with rage, devastated China and Taiwan and disappeared into the Pacific. (I like to believe).

Here's a link I got to show what this nasty twister breathed out...
/typhoon_morakot.html

Monday, August 17, 2009

A Trip Down Memory Lane....

Just the other day I visited a friend of mine who against all odds still lives in a kampong. He had never moved away from his place of birth neither had he ever wanted city life. We met, had tea and talked of old times. He took me around his kampong where I still remember for I ‘sort of’ grew up with just about having the same surroundings like his. There was this perigi (well) - mighty big and mossed, the guava 'dusun' - red on the inside, a rarity now and what's kampong life without having the common denizens - ducks, chickens and goats and wat-nots.

This friend of mine, a degree holder in economics, blew away his varsity education and went into poultry farming taking up what was left of his late father. Till today, I wonder what makes him diligent taking up a life time job on a farm when he should be enjoying his days under bright city lights.

I asked him the reasons and got the answers neatly spelt out.

ME: “Times have changed man. Things are different now. You still dwelling in the same old farm thing. Well! I know its ur family and all but…..why do what your parents did. Do something different.”

HE: “What’s wrong with me into farming? I’m still earning a decent something. A wage at least.”

ME : “Common, don’t tell me you are comfortable living in a kampong earning a measly wage when I strongly believe you should be out there in some glass-pane high rise building driving the economy.” (mind u ….this chap is an Einstein in Economics...u have no idea to his economic ideals.)

HE: “You are right I should have but….” He paused a while then said, “Hmm…city life is fun, exciting but have you forgotten what we did, what we went thru’ when small. How can I leave all that and move away from this place?”

I chuckled and looked at my buddy. He was in a way…. right. I went nostalgic.
And this is what he meant…

Daylight - we played 'Star Wars' chasing dragonflies along the bunked path of paddy fields. We jumped into rivers and caught anything that swam and when it rained we swam swallowing half the river. With a tennis ball hardened and fuzz free, we played ‘whack' running and hiding up on tress. We monkeyed evading the ball for hours. It was our parents' noon matinee. We slurped coloured syrup ice balls all noon till our palms turned numb. !

We never had birthday parties. We renamed our friends and yelled out their forsaken nicknames. Grandmothers cursed us for rebranding their grandsons.

No one could reach us except our parents for they knew exactly how to get to us. They yelled. Amazing. Voices amplified like speakers. Goodness!!.

We got into fights and broke just about every thing in us, yet gleed with our mischief with our front teeth missing. School was the police station and teachers were the law.

Nights - we counted the little twinkles in the night sky not knowing our destiny and watched shooting stars stream across the verdant diamoned sky. [I betcha u had never seen one.]

My generation produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever.

The past 30 - 40 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility. We learned from our mistakes, our mischiefs, we fell...we cried, we got up and continued learning without a single complain. We improved every step of our way to reach the stars and true nuff' some of us DID reach the STARS.

Have I done injustice to my friend?

Thursday, August 13, 2009

ISA Revellers...

They had this ISA 'illegal' rally in KL. I was caught unaware. Had I known, I would not had driven up to Sunway and be caught in the mayhem jam that stretched like miles and miles? Federal Reserve Units were everywhere…darn they looked hungry to whack the crap out of the ISA “revellers.”
Is this gonna work? All these rallies have never proved anything less get people locked up in jails or put away under ISA -the very reason why they even thought of getting into the streets. “We can put them in stadiums and they can scream hoarse cracking their larynx” the PM (kinda) said.
Are these the signs of mellowing down to the rising voice of the disgruntled. Why did they rally? Why now and not before when the ISA is now under review (claimed by the government). Why are we still advocating to this draconian style of laws and leaderships? Will this ever end? Will they release the ISAvicts? What is the bad side of this ISA? Why impose such laws when there are laws enacted and changed at whims by the so called ‘powers that walk the corridors”.
They can always kill the ‘revellers’ and move on. Dead man tells no tales – an old phrase cometh.

Integration...

This question keeps popping up over and over all the heluva time... I mean all the bloody time...The race thing lah, what else? Suddenly all being drummed up by our so-called goo-goo-gooked Government. They tell us to integrate when it actually means DON'T. They tell us to socialise, when it means stay-apart. They tell us BE Malaysian but they propagate their profound single-race parties. Why don't they tell us NOT to? Will that be too difficult to disseminate to the masses....

Let me take u down memory lane and part with you what integration meant to me. I had friends whom by thick or thin stood by bonded in all calamities. I had friends who went with names like Muthoo, Segar, Chong and Hisham, Damn! I even had friends with names rhyming sweet Lily, adorable Aminah and sometimes angel Kamala. No one told us to integrate or be 1Malaysia. We bonded, built and grew up with the same insinuations and jokes, laugh slenderly and poked fun at our musings, yet stayed true with ourselves and friendship.

WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT RACE. NEVER KNEW WHAT IT MEANT ANYWAY.

I belonged to a minuscule spat of generation that can make the present one look like dork. We became 'local' Graham Bells, Leonardos and Einsteins. Come to think of it...Hekk! We never had HPs and Internets then. NOT EVEN BLOGS. Adios.

Lost a Friend

I got an SMS – It read so and so passed away. My heart stopped and skipped reading the SMS. Just 2 weeks ago the same scenario. A deja-vu. What’s it like when you get an SMS reading the death of a friend. What’s it like when you realise the friends are much younger than you? Have you ever wondered if God is fair to all? I’ve wondered and pondered almost all my life ever since my late brother was called by Him.
I just don’t know how to puzzle this death thing, put it all together behind me and move on. When will it be my turn? Am I prepared? How would my loved ones feel or go thru’ this nightmare. Is it true the dead move to another world? A purgatory or even an ever-lasting sanctuary. Or is it true we die and reborn as or into something else. Gosshh...all this questions popped up when I lost a familiar dear colleague 7 years younger than me leaving behind 2 kids and one on the way. My condolences.

A Writer's Dilemma

I've never written anything more than half a page all my life but managed to some extent write a 71,000 word novel. I sent my work to the cheapest editor I could find – INDIA. And now my edits are back (Twice edited and proofread by the same Editor).
Let me tell you a bit about this editor. He claims English spoken by Malaysians is NOT English at all coz it ain't  Malaysian's 1st language. Excuse me....what did you say? Like English is India’s. Anyway back to my point. - My edits came back from India. The so-called 'nincompoop' editor deleted my prologue and the final Chapter telling me it ain't relevant. WHAT!!!! What is he thinking anyway? Who the *&^%$ does he think he is.
Lesson of the Day I LEARNED: Never engage Indian Editors to edit or whatever to do with your work, be it a one page crap or a 100,000 word MSS.

Indians – hopelessly and foolishly drowning in their own self-professed vanity.
FAUX PAS

Mardi Gras ... 1Utama


Heh, you ever heard of this place called "Mardi Gras" - pronounced as Graw - Kinda a New Orleans thing. It opens one day a week every Friday somewhere in 1Utama. Gals dance in circles to the tune of water sprayed on them in their skimpy mini-skirts and tracing-paper blouses while guys ooooogle like owls hoping to 'see-thru' those darn wet fit blouses. Sorry guys, they don’t lift-up their blouses and show their boobs for beads like they do in New Orleans. Bingo suck crap

Saved By a Twig...haha

This got to be one of those days...Lost control of ma car...a branch-twig from God knows where fell on my windshield jolting me off my seat...Goodness...almost bumper to bumped the front fellow, a lorry exhausting smoke like a charcoal factory, smack in the middle of KESAS. Don’t know what saved me... Anyway came back home to realise ma clothes drying in my neighbours balcony, one floor below mine. Tis one neighbour is one nasty Capital B****. How in the world did that happen....ooossshhhhh... Beats me...Ma humble shirt and towel in another balcony?? ..Hmmm... Need to figure out that one...

The Legend He Was...


Michael Joseph Jackson (1958 - 2009), the gloved-one, the little one-sequined-hand ‘rebel’, the Billy Jean of Pop, the one who grammied 8 Grammys with a chimpanzee is gone. The world mourns over his passing. The sudden depart of this 20th Century Legend who chose to perform at the 02 arena in London, left quizzed. What or who killed him? Was he even killed at all? Did he die of pain? Your undying guess is as good as mine. He's gone but his legacy in the form of songs, properties, copyrights, his estate, his lovely children, parents - Joe and Katherine, siblings, and his concert memories of Kuala Lumpur still lingers on. God had a want and need for this shy Legend more than us on Earth. One thing is for sure: Twice I watched his concert and this I know for sure...Michael Jackson is the only LEGEND who can sing, dance, moonwalk and fill up a stadium all in one night. Comprente.


Today in History




It's almost so long time ago today, I with ma buddies travelled Europe in a Beamer. Hell swell! 2 weeks...the journey thru' the Autobahn - skimming at break-neck speed into Scandinavia. I wana relive those travel memories....but darn Time Has healed the Thoughts. Anyway ...let's celebrate the ANNIVERSARY. Will always 'remmy' the drenched Stockholm, snow-capped Norway and "I-shook-like-Elvis" cold Copenhavn, 'oyieride' Sweden and 'kanst du spreechen Deutche' Deutscheland.


Gathering

Darn those garbs. It's now a bloody issue. I mean what in the world has a frolicking flip-flop got do to with BAU. Tell me lah...If those gals can wear spaghetti-'goreng' for blouse, maybe guys should wear top-tanks 'sarongs' for work...ha...ha...hah...they tell us we are weird...Look at the Hawaiians. Aloh-Ha Hu Ha Ha. They wear sun flowered shirts to work.

Now they got this thing on Wednesday...A lunch thing at the pantry. 250 people are gonna sardine-pack into a cafeteria the size of a refrigerator. U do the Math and come up with contingency plan lah. If someone were to go gaga over the food where do we park them? Guess the Kiwis will be drowning themselves with free-food. Is this a culture or what? Heh! Whose idea is this anyway?

H1N1

Flu epidermic.....
This Flu thing....is this for real? I mean they had the bubonic plague back in Europe, they had SARS and now its SWINE (christianed as H1N1...hahahah...) What else is coming? Did you read Nostradamus’s prophesies? Did he mention anything about this SWINE flu? I think NOT. I strongly believe this flu will eventually go away and slowly culminate into something more drastic and deadly. Maybe turn into a plague or somesot. That’s funny tho'...rats are everywhere but had never been a concern of anyone coz they had never caused any plague thus far.
Am just wondering....if there is gonna be a rat-flu... will they at least THEN do something to get rid of them. What will it be called? Watchit....rats DO transmit diseases and they almost wiped out Europe. Read history.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Khai's Wedding




09-08-09 - I attended the wedding of a colleague. It’s been a long time since I last attended a Malay wedding let alone go to a wedding of someone I knew. I normally attend functions of people I don’t know. Funny but its true and how that happens...jeezeess I really don't know.

Anyway, it was a hot and balmy. I meant the day. I arrived with another colleague kinda late but we made it. All were there; office mates, colleagues, friends, ex-office mates, the food, the 'kompangs' and not fidgeting the 'KING & QUEEN' of the day looking resplendent and all. It was fun seeing colleagues on a Sunday which I normally don’t. I missed the wedding proper but managed to catch the best 'moments' of the day – the laughter and cajoles and not forgetting taking snap shots with the newly weds.

Oh!..talking about snap shots...the Filipinos were there too with their DSLR cameras. The wedding was like a family affair. A lively crowd. A nice day to spend the afternoon with colleagues away from office and seeing another tying the knot. Enjoyed the evening. Absolutely.