Saturday, March 31, 2012

Earth Hour...

Today is Earth Hour Day.
So, please do your part and switch off 
all those electrical stuff for an hour.

We all know an hour does not constitute anything visible
to the environment but then it may in many ways safe your utility bills.

FACT : The last I paid my electric bill was like 730 days ago (2 years).

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Half a century and counting ...

Well...well...well l!  what you know...am half a century old today. Ooo..lala.

50 isn't a good number for many men. But I like it. 

At 50, most men are "dead." Mentally, physically and sexually. No offence if you're 50 and don't look down on me like a vulture.

At 50, most men are almost bold, pot bellied, weigh an elephant, walk a sloth, snore like a rhino, body filled with cholesterol, can't see their toes standing up and most ogle at girls good enough to be their grand-daughters.

Lets see, I don't weigh an elephant, nope. I don't have a belly. I don't have a naked crown, least not yet. I hardly snore nowadays. I don't sway with an unbalanced weight when I walk or run. Yes! I run and yes I can beat a guy half my age. I'm no sloth - never. I consider girls lesser than half my age as dumb. So no point looking at fools. I can do a 6 km run with ease. 50 sit-ups no problem. Walk flights of steps without panting - I did Angkor Wat with ease and the best part is many say I look 39. Ding Dong!

What's the secret? Hmm...!

Congratulations me, can't believe I've survived 50 years on.

Wait..let me also tell what its been like travelling thru' 50 years of human existence.

It was no smooth sailing, not even a roller coaster ride. It was almost half hell and half dreaming of the unattainable and disappointments but I got here with loads of compassion, grit, wisdom, hardships, pain and not forgetting losing my only kid brother along the way which left me rather lonely. I still do miss my late brother dearly.

In a nutshell, reminiscing all the yesteryears, it hasn't been really all good. Hmm no way. Hardships easily outweigh everything else I have seen and encountered. Six out of seven days in a week have gone horribly wrong for me like a million times. At times gone to bed hungry, penniless and worst the hard cement being my bed. 

And there have been I agree a fair share of good times, good friends, good food, good traveling and above all a decent paying job.

However the later years showed and guided me to a somewhat easy ride towards where I'm now. And I'm relishing all those time I got here. I've come a long way to know the good, the bad and the ugly. 

Now the other part - I've something like 25 to 30 years to look forward to, that is if I don't die from a sudden cardiac arrest or any terminal illness.

Many men never make it past 45 and here I'm on the 50 dot trudging and blogging away. Kudos to me!

Self appraisal is a good thing when you reach 50.  :-)

Think what you may, I really don't care. I'm only passing thru' my time in existence. 

Friday, March 23, 2012

The Kina > then RM ?? hahahahaha


Look closely at the above exchange rates (March 22, 2012) - especially the Kina- Papua New Guinea. 

Now the Kina is worth more than RM.

We are surely heading for DOOM.

Friday, March 16, 2012

National debate ...

Don't know if you notice or not, in Malaysia today especially amongst politicians, everybody wants to debate against each other on TV. Get beaten up. Make a monkey out of oneself and gain cheap popularity. So cheap aagh you otak serong fellows!

Most probably they got the idea from the American Presidential campaign kot.

The latest I heard today Nurul Izzah wants to debate with Nong Chik. (goodness, wata name for a guy ....) hahahahah

I don't construe this a debate but rather bashing up the other over follies no one has any idea of.

Hey! if everyone wants to go on telly and debate, I aso want to debate la. I aso got lot of issues to shout, argue and scream, maybe kick some arses aso.

To tell you the truth, I've so many topics and issues, you simply have no idea.  For instance ...

One. Why aagh the simple teh-tarik, after all made from ciplak punye serbuk  can cost so much now aagh?  You have any idea? Teh-tarik kurang manis aso the same bloody price. Don't talk about teh-C kosong. For that better drink longkang water la.

Some places aagh, the same teh-tarik, somore look like sungai gombak water and taste like mungkin toilet water cost more then the mamak teh-tarik. I want to debate on this la..Come la..bloody fool.

Two. How come, and I only realise this lately, susu aagh can cost so much? Goodness pity la the small small babies just born, how la the mother can buy good enriching milk when a small tin can cost half a pay check. In Malaysia, children should drink milk daily la. Its an enriching food and for growth as well. No wonder we Malaysians are puny and small in size. Don't you think the Malaysian Government should subsidize milk?  Again bloody fools. Lets debate la.

Three. I just heard today on the radio, banks print statement for customers then they debit the customers  RM2 to RM25. Wow!!  what the hell is this la. Those FOMCA fellows ask why banks want to deduct fees for statements when the public is giving them businesses. Heh!..the bank is so poor izzit? Kaldai punya bank.

Four. Suddenly, every trader thinks prices should be raised. Why raise? Because, when in other countries things look problematic, Malaysia aso want to follow them. Take for instance Singapore - why their currency can be almost 2.5 times bigger then ours? Singaporeans eat and dig gold izzit? Hey! I want to know la, who is the otak lembu punye orang responsible to raise and flout the Forex rates in Malaysia? 

Five. Water. A glass of water can cost RM1.50 meh! What the @#$%^&.  Ooooi, Water is tuhan kasi la. Comes from the sky. That's why it is called sky-juice. And now humans put a price tag over water. What kinda of a world we live in aagh? In case you don't know, Malaysia is blessed with water and is surrounded with water as well. Sometimes 50 sen for a cup of air-suam. Suam your head la. Bloody puui fools. Tak malu ka. No wonder our water drainage also cost so much. More so, most of the pipes all karat ooready and when drink water, look like teh-o.

Six. Toll. Aiyooo..this one even God aso give up la. Toll built during our grandfather's time still collecting. How come? As far as I know, tolls are collected to compensate the cost to build the roads. You mean to say, roads build in the 70's still havent been compensated by the collections. Heh!  even cows can come up with better stories la. In Malaysia cows now live in luxury condominiums, maybe the toll we pay is for the rent for the cows kot.

Seven. Schools. Look at some of the vernacular schools in the country. So ramshackle and pathetic. School children sitting on termite-infested chairs and tables. Common la. These are our children we sent to school so that they will one day spearhead the nation. But instead what we do, send them to school looking like a tornado has gone through. If they can buy high-rise condos, why can't they build proper schools aagh? I want to debate on this la.

Eight. Why do we pay high taxes for cars. That too Malaysian made cars. If the cars are okie, I don't mind but but these cars, goodnesss, kereta lembu aso better la. Really unprofessional. So many shoody designs and manufacturing defects.

Nine... Ten...Eleven ... so many ...

These are some of the things I can think of for now. There are just too many we can debate. Hmmm...really really sad la. We are already in the 21 century and we can't even make simple things right and just for us.

OOI!....I ASO WANT TO DEBATE ON TV LA.


MALU.

Monday, March 12, 2012

MORE Unrealistic Air Asia's rubbish ...

Depart
AK 1324 Kuala Lumpur (KUL) to Yogyakarta (JOG)
Thursday, 24 May 2012
Depart 0700 Arrive 0835
Regular (KUL - JOG)


910.00 MYR1 Guest @ 910.00 MYR


9.90 MYRAsian Fried Rice Combo


25.00 MYRComfort Kit


50.00 MYRSports Equipment - up to 15kg


35.00 MYRCheck-In Baggage - up to 20kg


0.00 MYRXpress Boarding


32.00 MYRAirport Tax


20.00 MYRFuel Surcharge


Return
AK 1325 Yogyakarta (JOG) to Kuala Lumpur (KUL)
Monday, 28 May 2012
Depart 0900 Arrive 1225
Regular (JOG - KUL)


910.00 MYR1 Guest @ 910.00 MYR


13.90 MYRSpecial Promo Meal


25.00 MYRComfort Kit


35.00 MYRCheck-In Baggage - up to 20kg


0.00 MYRXpress Boarding


20.00 MYRFuel Surcharge


Other taxes/fees


14.40 MYRSkyBus


60.00 MYRSeat fees


21.00 MYRAirAsia Insure


2,181.20 MYRTotal
non

NOTE : If you take away the add-ons, the flight + Airport Tax + Fuel Surcharge still comes to = RM 1, 892.00

You mean a return flight to Jogyakarta is RM1,892.00????????  huh!!  what the &^%$#@

Yeh!!  Now everyone can fly.

Thursday, March 08, 2012

They played like there was no tomorrow ...


Arsenal FC won 3 goals to Nil but lost out to AC Milan on 4-3 aggregate in their 2nd Leg UEFA Champions league knock out stage. All three goals were scored in the 1st half.

The Truth :

Even me as an ardent Arsenal fan never in my wildest dream expected them to score let alone win. AC Milan is not a flash-off-the-pan team from Italy. With star-studded players like Robinho, Bommel and Ibrahimovic you just don't beat them with 3 goals. But Arsenal of all teams this season, written off in the beginning, throphyless and hated mercilessly by dumb ManU fans, scored 3 and missed one by Robin Van Persie. They played like wounded Gods and glorified every fan in the Emirates and those watching on telly as well. That night it was not only Arsenal as a club. It was what the players felt they should do and to me this is what Arsenal and Arsene Wenger is all about. One could see every player giving every bit of his soul and strength into the game. 

I don't think even AC Milan expected a scorcher like that.  

If the fourth strike by Van Persie had gone in, the whole game may have gone into extra time and maybe Arsenal would have been victorious and move on to the quarter finals. If only Robin had struck the late Gervinho's strike at goal. If only ....

Let me also say, this was one of Arsenal's greatest game ever and every fan in the Emirates looked astounded that a team like Arsenal with "kids" score 3 goals and hold the forte against AC Milan but only to loose out gracefully. Arsenal would have created football history had they beaten Milan and moved on.

Arsene Wenger did say, it is not impossible. How true. Sad, they played astoundingly magnific' but had to bow out. Heroes they are without a doubt.

I have seen many late comebacks from underdog teams, but at the Emirates, Wednesday night, it was a team more lesser than an underdog slaying the giants of Italy in a game of football I have not seen ever. Played they did with passion and pride. That's Arsenal for YOU.

Damn I'm proud to be an Arsenal fan.

World Women's Day

This is not how our women should look like on Women's Day.

Tuesday, March 06, 2012

India - UNICEF Reports ...

"Amongst South Asian countries India is the worst place to be born in, as the chances of survival till the age of five are much weaker than the chances in Nepal, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka and China. Yet again, we are better off than Pakistan, albeit slightly.
India may well be the world's fastest growing "free market"economy, but it is no competition to its neighbours when it comes to the social wellbeing of her people.
A comparison with the neighbouring nations shows besides Pakistan, all others like Bangladesh, Nepal, Sri Lanka and China are far better off in terms of various social welfare indications.
This embarrassing performance has come to the fore with the release of a UNICEF report in the Capital on Wednesday."

Well! my heart goes out to the children of India but I'll never winch a muscle of pity or care to help Indians.
They know their problems and conundrums and yet they talk and brag the skies and the heavens.
Help, yes the children need help gravely but don't extend anything to the adults of India. They are heartless, senseless and utter morons.

Monday, March 05, 2012

Our graduates ...

The conundrum of employers when hiring fresh graduates.

What’s the point in having good academic results when they can’t communicate, can’t conduct a proper conversation and have no confidence?”

So true. I hope they are not blaming the graduates alone.

They should blame on the Eduction System itself. It's stone age and is good enough to make sand out of stones.

Saturday, March 03, 2012

Brickfields - field of Indian 'bricks'

Brickfields - the last Indian bastion?

So it seems. Without a doubt.

But the question I ask -  should Brickfields be the way it is now?

This community town, densely populated, is synonymous to Indians; be it Malaysia or India born. It has always been a little melting pot. But now that identity has taken a twist as many non Malaysians have made it their temporary home. Indians, Nepalese, Srilankans, Bangladeshis, Burmese, Vietnamese and Thais have flooded this town and have made it their hub. The arrival of this "Asian" influx of cheap labour, not only it is an international problem becoming domesticated but it has caused many uneasiness among Malaysians as well.

On top of that, traders bastards have taken to their liking to hike and spike up their prices to their grandfather's wimps and fancies. They believe just because the Malaysian dysfunctional government has taken a liking to them, they can do whatever under the sun as long as they make a huge buck selling stuff from nations unworthy of mentioning.

Let me give an example :

In India a little box of soap (Ingredient "herbs") cost Rps 30. Here in Brickfields it costs RM30. (cheap to any Malaysian but ..), lets look at the conversion.

Rps 30 = RM2.60 ++ tax = RM 3.00++
How did it become RM30?

And Malaysian Indians are the ones to be blamed. I've said and written repeatedly, don't purchase anything Indian made. It's a knifing nation filled with fools and idiotic swines. The more we make them feel like they are craved for, the more the rude and  arrogant they become and ensure we the Malaysian Indians become their parasites.

We, the Malaysian Indians have our own identity. We don't have to ape those Indian mudblood bastards.

And yes, I do admit, we the Malaysian Indians are to be blamed as we're also the irrelevant group of misfits here but that should not make us look lame, dumb and daft. We should work and strive without the help of those F***** Indians.

And lately, the Malaysian Government upgraded Brickfields to further amplify the woes of Malaysians, especially Indians.

Unashamedly I say again, we're the ones to be blamed and with that we do have a cuckoo and a retard Government to make us feel more Indian dumb.

If you're Hindu and patronize Brickfields, then you must be from planet plank.