Thank the Lord, finally ...

Stateless Malaysians (Hindus) getting registered.

...and finally, the Selangor State Government gets cracking by registering stateless Malaysian (Hindus) but ... what about the Malays, Chinese and the other minority ethnic masses of Malaysians who are stateless and without Identity Cards?

Are their grouses being addressed?

And don't forget, Sabah and Sarawak too.

AND IT TOOK 54 YEARS..... !!

Indraf 2.0 Rally

Just when you thought it was save to go back into the waters, out comes another shark to chomp chomp you.

Behold Malaysians, Indraf 2.0 Rally is on May 27, 2012. This is a spin off from the Hindarf 2007 November rally.

Before you even know it, there is going to be a barrage of rallies by the time GE 13 kicks off.

Lets bask with the fun.

It's either going to be democracy, democrazy or demonstration.

Bersih 4.0

On your marks, get set, GOOOOOOOOO...Bersih 4.0

the Mayor with Bersih 4.0 'stalwarts' 

24 & 25 May, Bersih 4.0 will be launched in front of Datuk Ambiga's (co-chairman of Bersih 3.0) house in Damansara.

A group of petty traders (60 of them, I think ) will be congregating in front of Ambiga's house between 3 to 8 pm to Pasar Malam the evening away.

Their reason in choosing the vicinity of Ambiga's house : Lost thousand and thousands of ringgit in petty trade due to Bersih 1.0, 2.0 & 3.0. (underline the word petty and thousands)

So, by putting up their 'pasar malam'  trade in front of Ambiga's house, these group of numbnut traders plan to earn back all the money they lost during all three Bersihs.

The leader of this group is also a pasar malam trader with a Datukship title. Go figure.

Shall all of us celebrate this joyful occasion at the Zoo?

+ Latest : City Hall (DBKL) has rejected and denied them permit to Pasar Malam but they have insisted to stage the night market no matter what.

Before I forget, there is a strong inkling pretty soon all our MPs and what not will be gathering in Parliament to draft a new law called "Law of the Jungle."

THE VERDICT :

Too late ..it's all too late ..

From a blog I visited recently,

The 13th Malaysian general elections will be held sometime between now and April 2013.

These elections have the potential to be free and fair polls held in the country for several decades.

For the coming elections to live up to this potential, we call on the government and other major players and stakeholders to scrupulously observe the following priority concerns which we see as key to ensuring an outcome that can have greater legitimacy amongst Malaysians and outside observers:

1.     Implementation of recommendations of the Parliamentary select committee to clean up the electoral process
2.      Free and fair access to mass media for all parties
3.      Public service staff at local, state and federal levels to observe strict neutrality
4.      Prohibition on misuse of Government and associated public facilities and apparatus for electioneering purposes
5       All parties to be transparent and accountable in the use of money during the elections. 

Both coalitions need to disclose their sources of funding and provide a detailed account of their campaign expenditure.

To enable a more level playing field for the coming elections, it is necessary  these concerns be addressed immediately and not just before the elections.

We are especially concerned urgent measures be undertaken to ensure the civil service and media strictly observe strict neutrality in the run up to the coming elections. Necessary measures could be proposed by civil society organizations engaged in monitoring the elections.

Further, to forestall any attempt at disruption of the election outcome, we propose all political leaders and political parties agree to a short statement promising they'll respect the will of the people exercised at the polling booth as well as honour a peaceful transition of power. 

This declaration – to be jointly crafted by the ruling and opposition parties - should be widely disseminated as a public service to discourage any individuals or groups that may iintent on creating mischief aimed at overturning the outcome of the elections.

Signatories  : -
Dr. Abdul Rahman Embong
Dr. Azmi Sharom
Azmil Tayeb (Ph. D. candidate)
Dr. James Chin
Dr Faisal S. Hazis
Dr. Farish A. Noor
Dr. Terence Gomez
Dr. Khoo Gaik Cheng
Dr. K. J. John
Lim Chee Han (Ph. D candidate)
Dr. Lim Teck Ghee
Dr. Francis K. W. Loh
Gregore Pio Lopez (PhD candidate}
Dr Mavis Puthucheary
Dr. Mustafa. K. Anuar
Dr. Ruslan bin Zainuddin
Dr. Subramaniam Pillay
Tan Beng Hui (Ph. D candidate)
Dr. Wong Chin Huat
Assoc Prof. Zaharom Nain

My VERDICT:

Even God or the Arc Angels can sign this, it will be hopeless, useless and worthless.
BN has already won the 13th General Elections whether you like it or not.

Liverpool ...you must be BRAINSICK!

Poor Kenny

Liverpool Management has sacked King Kenny. BIG BIG BIG MISTAKE.

Just how many more managers are there in England today to manage a club like Liverpool?

Kenny is no magician and neither is Liverpool top-class material. And to bring Liverpool back its glory days in a short period of time is a quick recipe for disaster.

I am no fan of Liverpool, NEVER, but to sack Kenny Dalglish is by far the most dumbest thing LFC has done thus far.

Wenger and Ferguson, both ain't magicians either, and with all their roller-coaster managerial mayhem are still there with their clubs and both have never been questioned or sacked.   Why?

Any manager new or old, fresh or experienced need a good couple of years to groom a team. No manager can do what Arsene and Ferguson has done in one season. Liverpool needs to know and learn that first.

So sorry you LiverFOOLS. 

Maybe you should hire Mario Balotelli instead..hahahaha

NOW, YOU ARE DEFINATELY WALKING ALONE.











PADAN MUKA.

Joey Bar"toon", the insatiable footballer ...

Joey Barton, 30 from Huyton Merseyside, captain of QPR was red carded in his last game for QPR for season 2011-2012. Tiny Tony (QPR's owner) Fernandez was there at the Stadium of Manchester to watch the spectacle and must have reeled with frustration and could have asked himself just how many more red cards is Joey gonna score...?

Joey & Tevez exchanging 'kisses'

Red carded or not, you got to hand it to Joey as he was clearly the Man of the Match for the day and without a doubt the Player of the Season for 2012. There could only be one other man in England who has come close in taking away that title, and that got to be the "Christmas" of Man City - Mario Balotelli.

Apart from the nail-biting end, and City triumphant at last, two colourful personalities at logger heads on the last day of BPL must be the best of English football ditched out in a long time. Never mind Man U losing out, Man City winning and Joey red-carded took the highlight.    

Away from all those 'accolades' bestowed upon Joey, and for all the wrong reasons this foolhardy loud-mouth arrogant hell of a footballer he is, Joey Barton without a doubt is the most out-standing centre half in England today. But he can never get into Roy Hodgson's England squad.

Why?

Fabio Capello once said, "If I get Joey in the English squad, it will be a total disaster for England." Now, that's how good this 'clown' is, I mean not as a player but as someone who spells disaster on the pitch.

Now Joey, here's a guy, talented but short-fused. Sharp and blunt. Loud mouth but scores. Reads the game well and disgusts his own team-mates. Joey has been red carded many times and for the latest against Man City, he may get a lengthy ban. Again the only other player who comes second to Joey is simply Mario.

Knowing Joey as British tabloids favourite 'clown', I wonder what Tony was thinking when he brought Joey to Loftus Road. I can't wait for the 2012-2013 season to begin. Can't come to grips the fun watching Joey and Mario to again dish out their antics on and off the pitch. Hope Mario doesn't go away to Italy. And another good thing, QPR escaped relegation. More fun next season. 

Teacher's Day

“The mediocre teacher tells.

  The good teacher explains.

   The superior teacher demonstrates.

     The great teacher inspires.”

No...I didn’t come up with that. It was from William Arthur Ward. 

Teaching is a noble but a tiring profession. Ask any teacher and they'll agree with a simple but heartfelt frown. To teach another is being altruistic. A taught person is akin to a joyous face of a felicitous child. Never a doubt ever. Teaching is never beating about the bush either though it is viewed by many as mundane but the effort put together is halo titanic.  

Our learning growth starts the very first day we’re sent to face our nemesis - our teachers in schools while our parents grow their imaginary dreams of wanting their kids to achieve greatness. 

In short, someone said, “All mothers would have gone to the asylum if not for the teachers who took their kids in.”  How so well said. Each time I think of it I remember my times as a student and how we as students learned everything and anything the hardest way ever devised or invented by man. Even if I were to put down here my trails of mayhem and fun I had in school, you would never in a million years believe me.

It all starts with a teacher in a classroom from the day we put on our uniforms, shoulder our schoolbags and walk into a room full of wooden chairs and tables to get the most priceless gift ever - EDUCATION.

This is also the day we come to know our lifelong journey is put to torture and mayhem. Teachers, not parents are the ones who spark off the “brain-revolution” in us. Sadly, during the times when I went to school, teachers were the devils. The nemesis. Tho' I still have reservations, many teachers have left me amazed, inspired, some showed me what pain is and one showed me the way to the stars. (Yes one. May he rest in peace). Some have left me breathless and some have made me do the unthinkable while scourging them aimlessly. Well! then I was a student. Never knew what teaching was until I became a teacher for while.

Today, teachers are a far cry from their predecessors. A school can be turned into war zone among students and teachers. Teachers now demand more pay then ever. Back in my time, the school was the police station and the teachers were the law. None would argue or take a teacher to task. And there're teachers who work for salary and nothing else.

Einstein once said, "It's the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge".  So true. 

Teachers are the columns of nation building. Without them, where do we lay the roof?

They're so many quotes on teachers, the memories, the quintessence of a person imparting knowledge aimlessly to another and the humility towards the art and profession of learning. Without them, I couldn't have been here. No way. A profession so noble but scarce in recognition. 

Teachers all, I thank you dearly.

And to all teachers out there ...HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY.

Old gaffer .. Sir Ferguson ..sore loser

Sir Alex Ferguson tweeted, "It would take 100 years for Man City to be like Man U"

Then, I conclude he would say Arsenal (3rd ) prolly would take 200 years to be like Man U.

But, what this old gaffer does not know is Man U is already something of the past and is no more relevent, and that too is kinda boring to watch them anyway.

MAN U  - you lost the title so just SHUT UP

No holds here, there or anywhere...

Heh!!  This is rather ought.

National Front (Barisan Nasional) and PAS party flags have begun sprouting all over Ampang. I never knew one can have flags of political parties fly even before the Parliament is dissolved, nomination day set or even the date of polls decided.

I mean I never knew all such can be done in Malaysia TILL NOW. So, where do we put the so called revered Federal Constituion?  

The nation is gearing up for the 13th General Elections and is reputed to be or to become the dirtiest polls ever. Malaysia and her lame citizens both bumi and non have begun to synch and preempt themselves with polls fever. Am sure the National Front and all its salvo component parties will be in full swing, no matter what, will bulldoze their way to win even if they have to cheat and wrest back all the states they lost to the opposition in 2008.

BN have bagged out their goodies, have hoodwinked the 'rakyat' in perfection and I strongly believe with the changes that took place in Parliament under one night with the stoppage of time (clock,) they have got something like a million "fake turning true" votes into their winning bags. (rumours but in Malaysia rumours do eventually come true).

And to construe that as evil is tantamount to treason and punishable by ISA. I suppose it is clearly stated in the Malaysian Constitution - win at all cost, cheat if you must but win at all cost.

Now the opposition -  poor thing, all they can do is hold rallies, shout, vent, scream and Bersih out their anger and frustration all but in vain. The Government don't care. The Election Commission don't care. The die-hard nationalist don't care and the rich and all famous UMNOaites don't bloody care either.

The opposition wants to wrest the coveted crown of PutraJaya by way of fair play. But who is listening to fair and just elections. The opposition want to help the needy, the poor, the destitute, the cheated, the buggered, and all the rest along with the slumpdom and poverty-riddled masses.

In case if you're fuddled with our Malaysian history, it's been 54 years now since independence, the same party with the same cockeyed and forlorn ideologies are put to practise without even a nudge of thought to think-tank for the better. Again, win at all cost. 

Mari la Mari, kita Mengundi
Walaupun tipu asal jagan tak Undi... goshhhh SICK.

The so so our politicians..

Leave the people, the mayhem and above all Dataran Merdeka crusade for a while. Let's ponder on what we're missing, along with our mainstream politicians. A politician is only a politician when he/she speaks clearly, loudly and utter most correctly in any chosen langauge- mainly English and Malay. 

Here is a crude swipe at them. Hope they read, learn, acquire and larn. (yes, larn an English word I leaned recently.)

Quote;

Politicians elected to Parliament assume they are the chosen ones. Many don't realise their language skill sets are deplorable and sucks big time.

They never take any effort lest the few to improve their language skills be it spoken or written and neither approach in dynamism in addressing the public. Many high ranking politicians engage speech writers to do all their writings for them. All they do is read what is written and get all the applauses. Such lame brains within us politicians.

They're many who helm single race parties like (PAS, MIC, MCA and UMNO) who only champion their refined mother-tongue language but can't deliver anything better beyond that (other languages, namely English)

Some (MIC) go brag about their profound race but are unable to speak, read nor wrote Tamil fluently or correctly. What a wasted bunch of exhibitionist.

Many from UMNO / PAS / PKR are horribly useless in English. They can't get a simple English statement correct. One would begin to wonder if they ever learned any language besides Malay in school at all. 

A whole lot from MCA / MIC / DAP / Gerakan have little or none Bahasa Melayu skills. 12 to 13 years of education and they still stammer stumble with their pronunciations. Some even speak bastardising one language with another. Unquote.

If you can't make the other understand in simple basic language, how in the world do you expect the public to lay trust in you.

Not me , you can never.

Silent Protest.

I don't know who came up with this. I stumbled upon it while reading other blogs.

Laborious Day ..

Minimum wage for Malaysians working in West Malaysia = RM900.00 = USD 290.00

Minimum wage for Malaysians working in East Malaysia = RM800.00 = USD 260.00

The Government's present for Malaysians.

What the *&^%$!

HAPPY LABORIOUS DAY.

Did we do the right thing?

Bersih 3.0 is done.  So, what's next?  Much ado about nothing, you may also say.

Let this be clear, this isn’t about who wins the next General Election or which party forms the Government to rule over Malaysia for the next 5 years.

This isn’t about Anwar becoming the next Premier or Ambiga heading the Election Commission.

And definitely this isn’t about Pak Samad dancing to the tune of flashdance or penning out his next sombre ‘puisi’ on ‘reformasi’ PTPTN.

This is about legacy, our legacy. What we stand and fight for is what we want our future generation to embrace and carry with pride. We never do anything for nothing. It's just plain legacy. That is what we need to leave behind. It's a history of legacy, made and built to last a hanker of time. We need to bequest this legacy to those who succeed us.

But in Malaysia, it’s not that.  It is about history written and rewritten to one’s fancy, exploited to one’s ideology and misled in the name of race and religion – baseless and bittersweet fib. It's about the power frenzy-feeding beast wanting and raping the nation in broad daylight.

In Malaysia it’s all about hegemony, race agenda, same party bullshit, creed crap and if I may say blood-sucking paranoia.  Such bastards amongst us.

To put it more subtly, we need to look down, way down on what’s going wrong with us, with our system, with our legislature, with our prudence, governance and now the quality of life. The present Government have grown impregnable to the extend they can dig one up from the throes of time and send you back into a black hole of oblivions. In short, they can make even a mummy to confess.

I ask myself: Why now Bersih? Why not during the tenure of one senile old dictator who premiered the nation, single handedly destroyed everything in his path so he could succeed forever including rewriting the federal constituiti0on to his own fancies.  Why not then? Don’t you think we wasted a good part of our life during those years? We could have sailed away but instead many listened to him and made all mockery out of their lives except for the super rich and super connected to the powers that walk the corridors of Government.

Are we saying Malaysia was well and hearty then! In fact Malaysia started to erode some 20 years ago and is still eroding.

With Bersih, we now have begun to look deeper, to scavenge harder at the antics of those who exert inconceivable powers - to look at those who wield and prostitute them wantonly.  If only we had done Bersih then  maybe some 15 years ago, we would have built by now an empire of Malaysians.

To put in a better perspective, here is a simple equation;  It may sound lame but try to look at the economic mechanics of change. I call it simply the coffee principal.

Creamless sugarless coffee then was 50 cents. Today the same cost RM1.30.

How did the simple price of coffee (tasteless and useless) get hiked by 80 cents?

Now relay that to the present regime in Governance over a lapse of 50 years. We have the same lunatics, the same feral scoundrels hitching the same crime and getting away with anything they do without a single stroke of the law arrested on them.  If then they were stealing millions, today its billions. The coffee principal, isn’t it not. Any they want to stay in power forever.

Now, this is why we need Bersih.  If you still can’t see the picture I’ve painted, then either you are super rich born or simply a don’t care citizen of the present time. I mean a mere fool.

Do you know we have an unlearned government?  All they want is power to rule over. They have never spent time and effort on anything that doesn’t spell money.  They have blundered big time, stolen wealth beyond their means and grown arrogant.

What transformation is this?  To me it reflects the unscrupulous running the government of the day. 

Again, why do we need Bersih? 

Each time you look at a mirror, look into your reflection and not at it.

LOVE LIVE BERSIH.