Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Take a 'hike' can ye?

The Malaysian disillusioned government announced a tariff hike of 7% for electricity. It may be anything or nothing calculatively to the common Malaysian household but to many who dwell in the lowest income group, it is like having acid + salt for morning coffee. 

The price of sugar went up RM0.20. Looking at this, made me laugh because recently Air Asia had a travel-fare 'expo' and they had flight tickets going for dirt cheap for RM0.10. Today in Malaysia, the price of sugar is higher than a fight ticket.

You won't even have such a scenario in a Banana Republic run by donkeys.

How more dumb are we Malaysians anyway?

Malaysia is a county that constantly compares itself with its neighbours.

The common cliche of the Government, "Look at Singapore, Thailand , Indonesia, compared to them we are still cheaper."

Who do they think they are talking to. Goats?

The Prime Minister in his '1 million Youth' speech said, "We cant afford to let the opposition take over the Federal Administration of this Country else the Opposition will auction off the Administration."

When you get a Prime Minister with such a wave length mentality, take a guess what lurks in the mind of this misfit.

May God shower pity and bananas on us goats.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

ManU ...you're actually NOTHINGGG....


After looking at the above pic, you would know why Manchester Useless+Hopless United should be in the  HALL OF SHAME.

Barca won. This ain't no surprise. Undoubtedly, Barcelona is the best team in Europe.

Now, let's talk about this British crap team called Manchester United or more suited Manchester Useless. And what you know... they lost on their own very ground. Boooooooo and that too disgracefully.  hahahahahahahahah.

This goes to show, when the referees aren't British; when the linesman isn't British; and when the 4th man-in-black isn't British - this is what happens to a cocky English football team. In fact, ManU were not only outclassed but outplayed, outkicked and outfooled. They couldn't even hold possession of the ball. And that too, playing at Wembley. I hope all ManU fans remember that their all so-called great Manchester United was buried deep in their own home soil. This got to be the most embarrassing team in English football.

The whole reason why ManU wins on English turf was proven when the man-in-black couldn't be bribed and aren't Englishman either.

For the entire duration of the game ManU never got a corner kick, any penalties (thank god for that - sick) and only had 35% possession of the ball.  In the 1st half of play, Barca made 365 passes and that was 85% of 45 mins of ball play.

Ho Ho Ho...What a disgrace. A team self professed and self-believed in greatness crap. This is not about hate but rather the credibility of a team long taken 'well care' by the British FA. What a SHAME.

Only fools and dumb women support a team like ManUseless.

And remember, the only team that ever beat Barcelona in the European Champions League 2010/2011 was ARSENAL.  Always remember that.

Maybe Alex 'old-mongrel' Ferguson should learn to bribe FIFA instead.

Again I say, ManU - you ain't anything but brassy and cheap. Even if you go on and win anything even without bribes ... to many YOU'RE STILL NOTHING.

Friday, May 27, 2011

President Barak Obama's vist to UK - pics.

Mr & Mrs Pesident in UK


Hidden amongst bobbys


President's security at Church


the crack squad.


opps..my hat...rooftop "spotter"


Mr President's guest


Mr. & Mrs Tom Hanks

all quiet & alone

The "football" 

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Is Anwar guilty?

To be critical and blunt over the ramblings eating up Malaysia’s politics now is an engima. Let’s not digress further into more mayhem conundrums and make others laugh at us. For the fact - our neighbours have begun tittering.

As dark as it is engulfing the nation now, the answer to this abusing and bashing of egos and race-war has never really augured well in Malaysia. The nation had been drugged with race-hate since its birth. We should not remind ourselves what we have left behind to rot. We need to move away and step into the one light to take us to a new Malaysian political dimension.

Malaysian Politics has never been so well 'flagitious' as we see it now.

Here is a no-brainer teaser:-
  • Is Anwar the only Malaysian ever accused over sexual allegations?
  • How many sane Moslem politicians have brought shame to the race and nation over their actions and allegations?
  • Are we telling ourselves a leader is always innocent even after proven guilt by the courts or Rakyat?
The infamous sex video -  may it be true or not; may Anwar be guilty or not; may the Mongolian 'goddess' be a martyr or not - we have done enough incorrigible fault finding doctrination of our leaders. What we need to do now is to put aside our differences and race against time to put the right championed leader who will be able and capable to mend the already rotting political system in Malaysia.

What we need now is to ensure corrupted leaders are cold-storaged. We should brave ourselves to send such 'tyranny-francied' ego-bashing and race-hatting politicians to their political graves and ensure the sun never shines over them ever. 

And we should imperatively elect leaders of tomorrow; visioned beyond maturity and ensure all corners of the nation's sacred shrines are entombed and enshrined. And for that to happen, and for the sake of a bleeding nation, we may have to rethink out our priorities against those who have been dictating for the last fifty over years and elect a new 'chauffeur' to drive the nation on towards a better path. 

There is a warm and hopeful feeling in the air, I believe, Malaysia may need a new 'doctor' to heel the wounds of this bleeding nation of the Rakyat. 

50 over years of the same tonic and medication is all enough for now.

The Nation has far better ideas in store if it is called to the challenges for a new frontier. 

It always has been.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

RM0.10 cent Air Asia hoopla crap

Air "Liars" Asia has done it again. Hoodwinking and romancing travellers with their again flight fantasy RM0.10 air tickets.

First of all, one should know and understand in this global travel industry, there is no such thing as a RM0.10 or USD 3 cents flight to anywhere. Not even to the graveyard.

Lets analyse why Air Asia or any airline can't give you flight tickets for that dirt cheap. And the disgusting thing to this is - this airline bravely advertises as if they are sending you on a heavenly flight to your chosen pristine destination.  

When you book the RM0.10 tickets you'll get to know that : -
( some of the irregularities )

  • Airport taxes somewhat gets hiked - in fact doubled and even tripled. How can airport taxes change all of a sudden for a RM0.10?
  • a selected / customer choosing seat in Air Asia costs RM60 when it was RM5 for all I can remember. 
  • the RM0.10 are for flights no one would fancy flying because of its odd crazy fly-time hours.
  • the RM0.10 is for flights either before dawn or on the graveyard hour. Who would fancy flying at those times when getting to the airport or home would cost you 10 times the usual fare.
  • RM0.10 is only for one way. If you want both ways, I suggest you stay home and watch TV.
  • Why is it the price for many fixed destinations are never same?
If you sum up all the additional costs to the RM0.10, it will come to the same fare more or less or more. 

Why cheat when you claim you are 'Low Cost Airline'? 

Why parade RM0.10 the fare when it is only for selected destinations and travel time and that too it is never justified? 

One other stupidity - when the RM0.10 or RM0.00 is announced, http://www.airasia.com/ gets a million web hits by travel morons. How can anyone possibly book air tickets when the site keeps asking you to come back later as it is busy? Mind you, there may be others who are not so mesmerised by the RM0.10 cent nonsense and may need to book tickets for other destinations as well under the non 10 cent flight. 

In fact, by the time you get to the end of your booking, either your screen will stall asking you to reboot, or the flight is full or you may need to redo your booking all over again.

If Air Asia is honest, why would they wana advertise for flights 6 months and beyond? And they don't give back what they make you pay for - cancelled journeys. Why cheat with their knifing RM0.10 stories and further make travellers fall for their harebrained nonsense?

This is one bloodsucker's "pull the wool over someone's eyes" trick in making money to fuel his 'personal' riches.

In fact.... even a plank will tell you there is no such thing ever as Low Cost Airline anywhere on this planet. Not even in purgatory.


Don't be fooled.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Another swine in the limelight ...

Dominique Strass Kahn
Dominique Strass Kahn's incarceration on the charge of rape was no surprise.
Julian Assange must be feeling pretty comfortable and cozy now that he has someone to associate with.

Friday, May 20, 2011

English is what kills you ...

For those who watch what you eat, here's a final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies:
  • The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  • The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  • The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  • The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  • The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: It's English that kills you...not eating and drinking. 

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Anwar to defend ...

Anwar
Never has one heard nor witness a trial as heinous as the one currently rocking Anwar and his so-called "infamous persona."

The integrity of the legal system now has lost its valour and heroism. It's more now on eroticism and filth. We've lawyers and attorneys singing and dancing to the tune of corrupt practises - all this the more to ensure in a house of justice, justice is never be sought nor served.

The courts with it's legal system, irrespective of the crime or guilt, is never held paramount to the searching for the truth. Instead, the truth is fornicated, gagged and ripped apart from the court rooms like an unleashed mongrel. As much as this should never be the scenario, needless to say and sadly too, to seek justice in Malaysian courts is ever so tearfully lost. Fade and shrivel the legal system for all Malaysians.

We may fear the might of the corrupt powers that dwell, bang and pound the court rooms to their arrogant fancies, but we should never doubt or have any despair for the very sanctity of the law and justice in existence - else our very own existence here may be questioned.

What good are the elected when a simple arbitrary for justice is dragged from one lunatic stupidity farce to another? T
he justice we so love and crave for to set us free is ever so lost in all wickedly and cruelty - dressed in slander and mockery.  
I should say without a tinge of hesitation, the very legal system we so revere and look forth to is torn and decimated to the tunes of the ones who rules and govern. It is driven away from the truth at all cost making the unguilt to wither whilst the guilt is enshrined to bask in harem and debauchery.

Heil to the merriment of the Malaysian Courts. 

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

the bastard ...

This, the above is the very bastard who had called upon the Moslems in Malaysia to CRUSADE against the Christians whilst inciting racism.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

You've no idea ...only in Malaysia (again) ...

Lately in Malaysia, a prominent (so to believe) politician from the opposition party was indicted in a porn video clip.

This clip was taken out of its very own derogatory context and shown to the Malaysian press and media. The Hang Tuah who "Mission Impossible" this video clip claimed the man in the video is a prominent figure of an opposition party. He even went on to claim he is the third person appearing in the video as well. And the whole hotel-room "apocalypse" was secretly recorded by him I like to believe. 

In Malaysia, any porn shown in public to the public entails a violation severely punishable by the law. But then, for a Moslem, a solemn swear on the Holy Book Quran in a mosque can get one freed of all charges. Isn't this sweet. You kill your neighbour and quickly run to a mosque and swear you did not know or kill anyone. The good lord Himself shall acquit you from all crime. Wow! 

We really don't need lawyers or judges anymore here in this part of the world we call Asia - Malaysia. We are all well protected by the Lord Himself. 

I AM SO BLESSED TO BE A MALAYSIAN.

In general, what I'm saying is this - If a Moslem commits a crime, he can be pardoned and be released by taking an oath of swearing of his innocence in a Mosque. It's that simple. I'd also like to believe, if a Moslem in Malaysia committed adultery, murder, rape, kidnap or for that matter any crime punishable by incarceration, all the person need to do is swear his innocence in a Mosque and get acquitted.

So likewise if a Christian, Buddhist, Hindu, Sikh or even a Jew were to commit a crime, all they need to do is walk to their nearest house of worship and swear their innocence. The good Lord shall forgive them and they can go about their way and kill, murder, rape more people. 

I bet you didn't know we Malaysians have such a law in our god-forsaken country. Yeehhh....only in Malaysia. Malaysia Boleh.

Believe me, we Malaysians are so darn crafty with the law and order and with the tools of its trade, so much so, you have no idea the kind of magic we can produce out of thin air and get away with it.

I just can't wait to see what other magic 'goodies' is gona come out before the GE13.

Jeeeezzzzzz....I just can't wait.

Saturday, May 07, 2011

Malaysia sure needs help...

This really can’t be happening.  Goodness!
“A group of pastors met in Penang to make Christianity the official religion of Malaysia.”
I don’t know if this is a joke or a political ploy cause' whatever it may be, my toes are definitely not too pleased. 
Either this country is going to the dogs or the UMNO Putra fools who came up with this new 'poison' are running out of ideas to topple whatever is politically eating them inside.
And Hishamuddin must the dumbest jackass right now on Planet Malaysia.
I like to believe UMNO and BN have lost all credibility and are now racing to do anything to bring down the morality of Malaysians, the Moslems in particular. Along with that they are trying to gain sympathy from the other races.  Boooooooooooooo.....
They now resemble a loose cannon.
I may be a Hindhu and a non-practising one but in many ways I grew up in a church. I do know for a fact, when Pastors meet, religion and God are the only thing on their mind and that so confined within the church and nothing more. Pastors can never be anything more than gentle souls. Even if they have to go against the grain, they wouldn't hurt anything or anyone. That's one of the reason why they're deemed as pastors and not monsters.
In all honesty, I don’t believe Pastors and the Administration of Penang had a private congregation in making Christianity the official religion of Malaysia.
If ever they had done that, ever so remotely, then they SHOULD be hanged for blasphemy.
Ask yourself - how could a group of old peace loving men gather to come up with such a preposterous claim?
Pastors are humans and sometimes dumb too. You got to accept that as a fact. Many pastors whom I've met over the years are walking Neanderthals of time.
First the sex video, now it’s about Christianity...what’s next?  
And everything seems to revolve around the opposition party.
Country going to the dogs for sure.

If the above prevarication were to be spurned by the Opposition, I bet every opposer of the Government would be incarcerated under the Internal Security Act.

But at this very moment, the provocaters are riding high as 'untouchables.'

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Osama Laden ditto ...ditto ... ditto ...

Osama is dead. This ain't a big deal. Death comes unto you always. There could be a million questions why it took that long to track this butcher down.

And finally, the Six Team seals zeroed him in Abbottabad, Pakistan and sniped him down. The thing is, how can the Pakistan Government or the crack and crazy Pakistan military not know of a millionaire splashed with luxuries live amongst the poor in Abbottabad?  

What was this man doing in Pakistan, when all this time I read somewhere he died in the Hindu Khush mountains bombarded by the allied forces some few years ago.

And now he is buried in the ocean. What the fishhhhhhh...! Osama was no sailor and neither a seafarer. Why the ocean when they could have thrown him to the dogs or the vultures. Remember - this is the man who masterminded and killed thousands of people. Why give him such an an "ocean" honour?

I could easily pick a million and one hiding places and dungeons on this planet to put this man to rest and all they could choose was the ocean. DONKEYS.

Backlash or no...let's move on.

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Wow...this is definately a rare pic..

This got to be the picture of the year. Forget about the royal wedding. Take a good look at this picture ...

Never ending malice ...

Penangaites will soon be rejoicing to free Internet usage by way of WiFi. This is yahooooo news to all Penangaites including me.
And why should we be rejoicing over it?

....where in Malaysia can you get Free Internet?

For all non Penangaites, this is also good news for you when you visit Penang. Be thankful.

Gerakan Party
A political leader, namely from the party Gerakan said, the WiFi is a waste as homes beyond 20 yards of coverage is unable to enjoy the facility. I honestly think this statement is a load of crap and bullshit.

Let me tell you this - even if one subscribes to TM / Streamxy, can they guarantee Internet without any interruption? And don't forget about the fees and charges one has to pay for connectivity, wiring, cable lines and finally the monthly fees one has to pay to Telecoms Malaysia or should I say Telecoms Malice.

Shame on you Mr Gerakan fool. If you can't admit Gerakan's failure in governing Penang for that so many years, you should learn to shut your dour and ferment mouth.

Again to Mr Gerakan fool - I can understand your unappreciative kind of thoughts but whatever it is, do learn to park elsewhere your hatred and ill-gotten feelings towards others who strive to work to bring goodness.

Definition of Internet - Internet DOES not belong to anyone or to any entity or oddity. It belongs to everyone irrespective you pay or not for the usage. 

GERAKAN - Please dismantle your party and recycle. It may do yourself good.