What if....hahahaha

I'm reading a book about Arabs. It's an old book written by the editors of Encyclopedia Britannica. The editors have done a good job in their research putting down facts of origin, roots, gene and many other interesting readable head-turn-around questions.

As I was reading, in one part it says "Constantine made Christianity its official religion" and something out of the ordinary cropped up and I began asking myself.

Now here goes me thinking..What if...


* Constantine had made Paganism its official religion?

* or the Taj Mahal and the Pyramids were to swap places?

* Parameswara hadn't journeyed to Malaya?

* Computers hadn't been invented and handphones were invented like 123 years ago?

* Thomas Edison were to be a sadist-painter and Leonardo Da-Vinci were to co-found Ferrari?

* Mecca were to be in Paris and the French were to drink water out of an oasis?

* Malaysia the only nation to have 25 million rulers?

* Singapore was the size of Russia and America was like a paddle away from Kelantan?

* the Holy Grail was found in the jungles of Pahang?

* Christ the Redeemer wore a three-piece suit?

* Brazil being denied entry into the World Cup football tourney for winning too many times?

* Pele was Chinese?

* the black box is black?

* Henry Ford was selfish?

* Tyres were made out of coconut tree trunks?

* Toothpaste is taken for breakfast?

* whales hunted Japanese?

* the dodol is the inspiration behind the bird Dodo?

* the fastest man on earth is Stephen Hawking?

* beer was made out of ambergris?

* Tigers wore green stripes while its blood colourless?

* Sex-education is done orally?

* all AIDS carriers are millionaires?

* the ocean is made out of human pee?

* King Tut was a faggot?

* Malaysia was at war with Cuba while Sabah and Sarawak have been bought over by Brunei.

* Idi Amin had bored his way through the English Channel to Buckingham Palace?

* Teh Tarik and Thosai were the favourite food of Africans?

* the reaching age of maturity for males is after the menopause of their mothers?

* humans can swap to coloured skins?

* Coca-Cola is spiked with Viagra?

* the top 4 EPL teams are owned by Tony Fernandes?

* Elizabeth were to divorce Philip and marry Cristiano Rolando?

* Samy Velu bleaches his skin?

* Late Mao Sze Tung and Marilyn Monroe were lovers?

* Harry Potter was real and Godzilla is the secret weapon of Russians?

* there were 999 days in a year?

* the Sun shone on Iceland 365 days?

* and lastly (suggestion from a friend) ...What if ManU were relegated?

Wouldn't the world be a whole quagmire zany dotty and different.