Extracted - from an Email.
Our last name stays put.
The garage is all ours.
Wedding plans take care of itself.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Cannot get pregnant.
Car mechanics tell us the truth.
We don't stop and think which way to screw a nut or bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
None stare at our chest when we're talking.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
One mood, same mood all the time.
Phone conversations are done and over in 30 seconds flat.
We know stuff about tanks and engines.
A five-day vacation needs only a suitcase.
We can open all can and jars.
We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Our underwear are $6.95 for three.
One pair of of shoes is enough for all occasion.
We can never have strap problems.
We don't see creases or wrinkles on our clothes.
Everything on our face stays its original colour.
Same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
If hate hairstyle, we go bald.
We don't have to shave if we don't want to.
We can play with toys all our lives.
One wallet, one colour for all seasons.
We can wear shorts of any colour no matter how our legs look.
We can do our nails with our teeth in public.
We have freedom of choice growing a moustache or goatee.
We can shop for 25 relatives in 24 minutes.
No wonder we're happier.
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