The Hate People ...

To shout at them will be rude. To throw water will tantamount to a verbal war. To ridicule - stupid. So,  what else is there to do then to live with it.

How do you expect people like me not to go ballistic waking up to loud old ladies taking a walk around my apartment clapping and banging their hands and chatting in Cantonese at 5.30 in the morning. Don't they know, the majority of the apartment dwellers are still asleep. When there is a 'padang' just across the apartment, I wonder why they use the vicinity of the apartment to do their morning 'chi'. Chi your head la.

Then there is this rempit fellow, sharp 6 am ground floor of my apartment, will go 'Drom Droom Droommmmmm' god, starting his 2 wheeler and wake every one up.

Aiyoooo...dei broder, 6 pagi orang masih tidurlah ...apa hal ini u pagi-pagi buta drommm drooomm you punye motor macam kereta F1, itu pun moto kapchai. Mane u kerja ..highway ke?  Kesian kat orang bawahlah, especially the two awek gemuk sisters working in Selayang Municipal Councill yang bawa kereta ViOS model baru. U tau tak, u punye bunyi moto boleh kejutkan gajah, maybe can coma the gajah also. I pasti every day Monday sampai Saturday itu dua awek gemuk pasti keji u habis-habis.

Allooo  brader, pegi lah "drommm drommmm" start motor dekat guard house. Ingatlah pada insan-insan, baby-baby yang tidur tu. Dah lah u satu hal, nyonya-nyonya Cina pulak buat wayang Cina pagi buta depan apartment  "heee hah heee hah" ...baling pinggan baru tau. Bodo punye Cina. Dah lah tua, nak jadi Lady Ga Ga konon.

And then petang pulak, ade this makcik who takes her cat for a walk with a leash tied round its neck. Imaginelah a cat on a leash.  Aiyooooo.

Oiiiii...itu kucing la. Kalau-kalau u bawa lembu ke kaldai ke on a leash I paham la tapi kucing u bawa pegi walking on a leash?  hahahahahaha

U tau tak, kesian kucing itu, nak jalan dia segan, nak duduk segan, nak berak pun dia segan. Then you paksa that little feline to walk with you. Dahlah u jalan cam badak, u expect the cat to keep up with u. Lagi-lagi when the cat is so confused with the leash and all, you expect it to keep pace with u.

Kucing suke panjat pokok. I want to see u also panjat pokok dengan kucing u, bolih tak? 

Oiiiiii, makcik...jagan seksa kucing tau. Dah lah recently pet shop di PJ banyak kucing mati, ini pulak u paksa bawa your kucing for a walk on a leash. Apalah punye bodo otak u.