Yuck Fou ...

ATTENTION : If your are a saint, DO NOT read this.

I don't know how this came about crossing my path, and I realised this article has been uploaded into many blogs, except mine.

So with 'whoever' courtesy....don't wana leave it dangling .....I  uploaded into mine too. So lame me.
 

It's just a four letter word and yet it is the most used, abused, cursed, fouled and misunderstood word in the English Language.

It all began in ancient England, where else could it be and it simply means "Fornication Under Consent of the King", in short F.U.C.K.

You may need to google up that to know exactly what it means. I did google and am kinda lazy to explain. I'd rather get to the other interesting part of this four-letter word.

The word "fuck", if you look up the dictionary, it will most prolly say - 'slang for intercourse, mess up, ruin or even destroy. Many dictionaries may have their own version of this word. Many may even tell you what it should not be.

If you Thesaurus it, you'll get something like 50 meanings to this simple but highly popular and ballistic word. Its truly magic how this one word could conjure up the whole world and bring together, unite people and races. Even people who are alien to English use it like chewing candies. 

"Fuck" can be used as a verb, noun, adjective whatever....such colossal power in grammar has this word so profound in meaning as well. It can used as a passive and active verb. Conjunctive and transitive. Either way no matter how you use it, the word now is ever so popular, none would run to a dictionary to get to know the meaning. Don't you agree?

This word, in fact, can also be used to describe situations where no other word can come anywhere near to the meaning of the sentence. It can just spew gestures even a blind would be able to see and understand the meaning.

The below is something I picked up from other blogs. Just wana share it with you and I am not taking any credit for pitting here for all to read.

Hmmmm......

1) Surprise -- "What the fuck are you doing here?"

2) Fraud -- "I got fucked by the salesman."

3) Resignation -- "Oh, fuck it!"

4) Trouble -- "I guess I'm fucked now."

5) Aggression -- "FUCK YOU!"

6) Disgust -- "Fuck me."

7) Confusion -- "What the fuck...?"

8) Difficulty -- "I don't understand this fucking business!"

9) Despair -- "Fucked again...."

10) Pleasure -- "I fucking couldn't be happier."

11) Displeasure -- "What the fuck is going on here?"

12) Lost -- "Where the fuck are we?"

13) Disbelief -- "Un-Fucking-Believable! "

14) Retaliation -- "Up your fucking ass!"

15) Denial -- "I didn't fucking do it."

16) Perplexity -- "I know fuck-all about it."

17) Apathy -- "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

18) Greetings -- "How the fuck are ya?"

19) Suspicion -- "Who the fuck are you?"

20) Panic -- "Let's get the fuck out of here."

21) Directions -- "Fuck off."

22) Awe -- "How the fuck did you do that?"

23) Stupid - "Dumbfuck"

24) Ugly - "Fuckface."

25) Handsome - "Fucking cute."

26) Describe - "He's a fucking asshole."

27) Time  - It's only four fucking thirty. Another half fucking hours to go"

28) Maternal - "Motherfucker"

29) Political -- "Fuck Clinton!"

Now, lets imagine if this one word was used long before it became highly popular by people who shaped the world. it may simply go something like this .....

"What the fuck was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" -- General Custer

"That's not a real fucking gun, is it?" -- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?" -- Richard Nixon

"Why the fuck did that apple hit me?" -- Issac Newton

"Heads are going to fucking roll." -- Marie Antoinette

"I could have used a fucking map." -- Ulysses

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" -- Captain of the Titanic

"Any fucking idiot could understand that." -- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!" -- Picasso

"Okay, I know... we'll build this big fucking wall to keep them out."
-- Emperor of the Ch'in Dynasty

"I can't believe I just fucking said that." -- Patrick Henry

"Fucking backstabbers! " -- Julius Caesar

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" -- Michelangelo

"Fellatio is not fucking!" -- Bill Clinton

"Where is that fucking pizza guy?" -- Elvis

"Why? Because its fucking there!" -- Sir Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" -- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass." -- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." -- John F.
Kennedy

"What are the fucking chances I'm going to heaven?" -- Adolf Hitler

"Hey, where the fuck are your turbans?" -- Christopher Columbus when
he discovered the 'Indians'.

They brought down the fucking wall goodness! – The West Germans

Yes! I’m double 0 fucking 7 – James  Bond.

Welcome to fucking Malaysia.

Now your are fucking blessed.