ENGLISH AS SHE IS BROKEN EVERYDAY………………..
Hotel lobby, Bucharest:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
Hotel elevator, Paris:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
Supermarket, Hong Kong:
For your convenience we recommend courteous efficient self-service.
Taken from a menu, Poland:
Salad a firm’s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten in the country people’s fashion.
The soviet weekly:
There will be a Moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 soviet republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years
East African newspaper:
A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of the workers.
Vienna hotel:
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
Dentist, Hong Kong:
Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours. We guarantee no miscarriages.
Clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
In a Swiss mountain inn:
Special today – no ice-cream
On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
No comments:
Post a Comment