Please God, save the boys and not the queen....

Wuderbar....Heil Deutcheland...


I really should take a swipe at this and lay down simple rules for FabiGo Capello...

Forgotten Zonker rules on how to make English boys win World Cup

1. Team Manager - Posh Spice

2. Team coach  - David Beckham's hair dresser.

3. Team Masseur - Simon Cowell

4. Goal Keeper - Lady Gaga

5. Backs - The entire British press including Elton John.

6. Midfield - Hire Paris Hilton and Britney Spears ( on loan )

7. Forwards - Wifes of Gerrard, Cole, Terry, Heskey, Rooney and James

A sure win formula.


England & if u are English reading this, 2014 is just four years away for another round of humilation....hehe.

English - I hate to say this but maybe u can learn "sepak takraw" instead.

Queen E - you better abdicate your thrown and give it to Maradonna.