Worst Cup...

It's only midway, and it boils down to this....

1. The French are French fried. Raymond Donk-what-ever was told to fornicate himself. Anelka thrown out. No surprises. He's the unwanted French bacon. Players have refused to train, what more play. wowowo. Where's Henry anyway?

2. English boys. Millionaires all of them assembled in one 'green' pitch  and told to score but are groping in the dark looking for the goalpost. They now have somewhat a manifesto / condition if they ever want to carry on playing. How nice! You come to the world Cup drummin all that hye and crap and tell the Italian 'pizza' Capello you want a redress! You want WHATTT!  Oh! English, you're the single most expensive paid players anywhere on this planet and you can't even beat teams like 10 ladders down. Fabio, you should have made the WAGS represent England on the pitch. Believe me...they WILL score BIG...hehehehe

3. Af-Reee-Kaaa. Venue Africa but none of the African teams are doing well at all. This is just not acceptable. Most of them are multi billionaires the moment they set foot on Mandela soil but have lost the gutso to play and beat the Caucasian boys. But then again, they have the Vuvuzula or whatever that is blazing down ears and deafening the spirit. But you got to admire the colour of the spirit of these half-dunked boozed Arfeekans. Its party time way down South Africaaaa.

4. Communist Korea. I read four players went missing. Hey Koreeooo! After losing almost half a dozen goals to Eusabio's revenge frenzy Portugal, you better run away from your camp and seek asylum. Salvage some pride rather than face the museeek in your nuclear powered "homeland."

5. Maradona Maradona Prima Donna. He really should have married Madonna.  They players confessed playing for him and not for the country. I don't blame them. Maradona is by far more important then the World Cup. Even to this day the passion in him towards football can douse any team. The only Coach / Manager who allows sex in camp. Hail to the Donna!!! hahahaha....

6. The World Cup is for sale?  Anyone? Men in black perhaps. There comes this guy from Mali and blows the whistle like a choo-choo train each time the ball is kicked at the right direction. Heck! I can do a better job than that. Did he get paid or did he forget to collect his parcel at FIFA HQ.

More to come....i just can't wait...