EPL fruitcakes....

The EPL season 2010 -2011 cometh, and what they do to spruce up the tempo? - sell and buy players like fruitcakes.

Who would have imagined ball players today would fetch prices only in dreams. Players sold for millions, salary thousands and lifestyles even Gods would not dare dream.

Now here's me thinking - today, the world swims in awe and some in delight  over the exorbitant fees paid for ball players. It's only a matter of time when billionaires stop buying players or build clubs but go one step further and place price-tag on humans they fancy.

Why not?

Imagine this. The Trump billionaire could buy Paris Hilton and pay her an empire salary as a mascot for the Trumps or even carry his wig for him. No offence Donald! 

David Beckham, if I'm not wrong - an almost billionaire, if he should so choose may opt to buy Japanese girls for saki and suschi. 

Roman AbrmoRICH - could buy wags and Colombian women to play mascots and pay millions as fees. If the game isn't interesting, fans can watch the mascots do their entertainment gigs hula-hula.

The things is, how can ball players on this planet cost that much? Why is almost all of Europe enthralled in everything that goes on in England? British pounds perhaps! England couldn't even put up a winning team in South Arfica but yet score big on the lucrative transfer market. Where is all this leading to?

Why aren't Asians pitted as commodity ball players?

Come on, who you kidding, Asians can play the game better. All you need to do is watch Malaysia play!! hahahahaha.

To the standards of ball play in Malaysia, the Male Malaysian football team would even struggle to win against girls under 12.

So many questions even before the season starts. 

Lets see what comes out of this season.

By the way, heh...Fernando Toorreeess...have ye made up your mind? With a World Cup medal pinned to your heart, do you even remotely need Liverfools?