run up to GE13 : things you need to know before the Polls

Sunday is Malaysia's 13th (rigged) General Elections. Every vote should be accounted for be it manipulated, cheated, mutilated or even phantom - related.  No vote should be left unaccounted for. There is a strong believe (in the air) by the rakyat this time around "Nero will serenade his ukelele as Rome gathers to burn." This has been long coming. Malaysians are frustrated. A change in governance is needed. A new "regime" is what many Malaysians want.

Barisan National (BN) or the National Front has been governing the country, practicing "internal party hegemony" for the last 54 years. Over the years this single race party has plundered and "killed" many Malaysians by their lies, cheats, deceits, butchery and with their stone-age stupidity. Many Malaysians from many walks of life have subscribed to their cons and have ended up more dumber than jackasses. And many had to without choice.

But before all that and even before going to the polls, Malaysians should know exactly what they're up against. Below are the gist of the ten most pertinent Q & A each and every Malaysian should know before going to the polls. 

Every party talks about coming to "'POWER". Power to rule. Power to govern. Power to possess and wield authority.

It seems Power is all what they seek and want.

So  help us God.

 Question: What is Barisan National

      Answer: It's the contaminated DNA of Malaysia.

 Question: How rich is Barisan National?
     Answer:  Super Rich. They can buy you, me, and our ancestors 
and can dispose us as scraps.

 Question: Who're considered the Bumiputras of Malaysia

      Answer: UMNO members and any Moslem from any Nation.

 Question:  Who're are the voice box or portals of Barisan Nasional.

      Answer:  Berita Hairan, Utusan Meloya & TV3 Suku and Ibrahim Ali.

Question: What is expected outcome of every Malaysian?

      Answer:  To "X" on the electoral papers beside the lop-sided Daching  

Question: Who is FORCED to vote for BN.

      Answer:    The Police, The Military, The Judiciary, The Malaysian Anti Corruption-Agency, All gov dot com employees, 
Postman, Fireman, Fisherman, Superman, Ultraman and the 
ladies and battered maids in Mongolia and Indonesia. 

Question: Who is the Prime Minister of Malaysia

     Answer:  Need to ask Najib.

  

1.    Question:  Who is the Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia

       Answer:  The wife of the Prime Minister.