Today is doomsday I reckon. Did you tell your kids? The Mayans predicted that. Not me. There is suppose to be a violent cataclysmic turn of the century chaos but I don't see any of that. All I see is UMNO's lullaby nonsense.
I don't know what else gibberish and rubbish the Mayans predicted or who the smartie to discover that; what I want to know is why didn't the Mayans predict their own disappearance or extinction or the Malaysian 13th GE polls winner?
If you're disappointed to know why the world didn't come to an end, please don't be. It WILL come to its end in due time.
Let me tell you exactly how the world will come to its sad end in case you really need to know. If you think this is lame by any standards then God help you.
Below is the true Gospel of how our sweet little blue marble will eventually succumb to its death or all that she harbours. This ain't Mayan or Caveman Theorem. This is for real.
For a moment let's say nothing like a Super Volcano - the one long overdue and hiding in Yellowstone, USA erupts, or a 3 mile wide Asteroid hitting us -like the one that whizzed past Earth by 4.3 million miles some ten days ago or a super chaos tornado or hurricane hitting us at the speed of sound or a super Earthquake or even some crazy lunatic boy moron leader starts playing with nukes and decides to experiment it with his neighbour South Korea, then for a good time Earth will remain as Earth and all inhabitants will stay safe, sound and sweet.
But do not discount that as SAFE. The end is about to start but its a long way to go to meet our nadir end for sure.
Our planet Earth is 4.7 billion years old. Many don't know this. Our Moon is approximately 4.5 billion years old. Many don't know this too. The earth and moon once were one single stellar object. It was divided by a mega mega huge impact that happened billions of years ago. Both earth and moon are super oldies, why should they end off a sudden. Any clue?
In centuries, millenniums or eons to come, the Earth will not be able to sustain itself. To be exact, it should be around 5 billion years from now. Long way to go but a sure doomsday no doubt. By then our dear Moon deemed a dark dust rocky object will NO LONGER be with us. It would have long gone out of its own trajectory and away from Earth's gravitational pull. In case if you need to know, the Moon is actually leaving us every year by a mere 1.5 inches.
And if that happens, Earth may not be spinning on its axis no more. It will roll and tumble like a dice in every axis. Humans then will either die from heatwave or severe winter. Some science wizards call it "nuclear winter". A sure recipe for sure death of humans and all thriving souls on planet Earth. This is one of our DOOMS DAY.
I believe by then we humans would have evolved into donkeys or many would have gone and live in other planets elsewhere out from our own cosmic galaxy as many friendly planets are being discovered almost daily. I don't know about you, but I sure hell won't be here no more and don't want to.
So if you're are still rooting on the Mayans to cast spell of their prophesied DOOMSDAY, I reckon you go join UMNO. heheheeh
By the time Earth comes near 1,000,000 years before its end, there will not be any soul thriving anymore. The Sun would have swallowed the Earth by then.
Nostradamus predicted the world will culminate to its own demise in the year 3797.
I know, it sure sounds like a child's fairy tale story but the demise of our Big Blue Marble ain't a fairy tale. Do not tell your kids about it. They may think you are CRAZYE.
++ This ain't the only DOOMSDAY theory. There are many more. Ha ha.
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